1. I just stopped the car that day and saw a beggar blocking the door. I touched my pocket to show that there were no coins.
He said in a professional tone: "I have it, boss. I can give you change."
I took out a hundred-dollar bill and asked him to change it.
He gave me 97 yuan and explained: "Normally, two dollars is enough for a business. Considering that you are paying a hundred dollar bill, the other dollar is regarded as change fee."
2. On the wedding day, I first went to the barber shop to get my hair done. Then I saw my husband coming and deliberately said to him: "Ah, are you here to get your hair done too? It's been a long time."
Old My father-in-law said cooperatively, "Yes, I'm getting married today." I said, "Oh, what a coincidence, I'm also getting married today." The hairstylist on the side said in surprise, "You two know each other!" 3. The stupidest thing I've done growing up is: I just got up today and had a nosebleed, so I used tissue paper to make a strip of paper to block my nostrils.
I went to the toilet while I was sleepy. I sat on the toilet and lit a cigarette. The cigarette was gone and the paper was stuck.
I threw away my cigarette as soon as I got burned. I was still confused, wondering why it was so hot, and then I finally realized what I was doing and threw away the paper ball... I got a big blister on my nose.
4. Patient: I don't feel well, doctor.
Doctor: Where do you feel uncomfortable?
Patient: I work like a horse, eat like a bird, and tire like a dog.
Doctor: You should see a veterinarian.
