Qian, Meimeijiang, Dark Horse, a 500-word spoof of the scoundrel’s melee (I’m short on money)

(buy=50) I saw Qian took out a sharp dagger and walked towards Meimeijiang, whose calf and thigh were already at 90 degrees while sitting on the tiger bench. As Meimeijiang said "Ah!", Qian cut off a piece of meat on Meimeijiang's calf, and blood oozed from Meimeijiang's calf. Qian picked up his meat, put it on the stove, picked up a soldering iron, and went to Meimeijiang...
Meimeijiang yelled: "Didn't I just blow your ass? What about that?"
Qian glanced at him, didn't say anything, just stretched out the soldering iron...

Mimeijiang roared To: "Evil cock!" Suddenly a person came out and rushed towards Qian... Qian said: "Dark horse!" (Haha!) Another person came out. Meimeijiang saw it and said: "The dark horse is actually a person! I didn't expect it!" Lying on the ground, Qian rode up, and the black horse rushed out with a "woof". The evil cock said: "One pillar holds up the sky!" Suddenly a person appeared in front of Qian! It's an evil cock! The shoulder blades of the person under Qian's crotch suddenly protruded and turned into a bone wing with an area of 20 square centimeters, flying into the sky. Meimeijiang said: "Doubanjiang!" I saw countless black porridge-like things flying towards Qian.
Qian was covered in filth, Qian said: "Dragon destruction!" Mei Meijiang suddenly felt like being electrocuted, her whole body trembled, foaming at the mouth, the evil cock rushed to Mei Meijiang, and said: "md, I have epilepsy, pinch the person!" He pressed down hard, Mei Meijiang's philtrum suddenly sunk ten centimeters, she died violently, and the evil cock was martyred, Qian and Heima started a happy life from then on.

This is purely a prank, please do not take it seriously! (/buy)

Qian, Meimeijiang, Dark Horse, a 500-word spoof of the scoundrel’s melee (I’m short on money)

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