The moon is dark and the wind is high.
Two black shadows were fluttering, and between the lights and shadows of swords, the faces of the two people could be vaguely seen.
That's
one man and one woman.
Look closely, the woman is exactly what people in the world call Monkey - Moonlight! What she was playing was the baboon fist that had been lost for thousands of years. It is said that this fist kills people without any blood. As for what kind of evil move it is, no one knows yet. Because everyone who has seen this martial arts has become a dead person. . . Moreover, the facial expression of the deceased was extremely distorted, as if he had been tortured to death by some extremely cruel means before he was alive!
And that man, named Meimeijiang, has a waist as thin as a willow, light and agile. Meimeijiang is the only male disciple of the founding sect of Emei. There are gossips that Meimeijiang has an affair with an old nun from Emei, so Meimeijiang is an amazing swordsman. It is said that this swordsmanship is so gentle and pure that it is not something that ordinary masculine men can learn.
As for the reason for this struggle, according to rumors, it is to fight for the treasure that disappeared from the world 800 years ago and has recently reappeared in the world - [Spicy Chicken]
[Spicy Chicken]: a famous magic medicine in the world. Yang Guo took this medicine and defeated Xiao Longnu! It is said that this thing can be worth a hundred years of skill of a master. So there has been a rumor in the world: Whoever gets the chicken will win the world!
This bag of [Spicy Chicken Ding] is originally hidden on the top of Kunlun, hidden in ice and snow. Due to the greenhouse effect, the climate is warming, the ice and snow melt, and it drifts down to the world with the flowing water.
By chance, this package of [Spicy Chicken] fell into Yueguang's hands. In fact, there is a legend that has been circulated in the baboon family: Baboons can become Sun Wukong after eating [Spicy Chicken]!
Just when Moonlight, the baboon, was about to open the package!
—"Wait a minute!"
A figure flashed past, and when the person was seen clearly in the moonlight, the chicken had already fallen into his hands! Moonlight was furious and her wish to turn into a monkey failed.
—"Where did you get the news?"
I saw Meimei Jiang take out the money [NOKIA] from her arms and said:
—"We are not short of money. Our mobile phone has been replaced by 3G. If you go online to Baidu, I will know!"
The Moonlight Baboon hammered its chest and used the baboon fist. Before Meimeijiang could put away the phone, the Moonlight Baboon started to scratch Meimei Jiang's body. Come on, Meimeijiang screamed: "Pervert! Sexual harassment! I'm going to call 110 and sue you!" Moonlight Baboon laughed loudly: "What do you know? This is baboon fist. You are not far from death and you don't know it!"
So that's it, the reason why baboon fist kills people invisible and without blood is just because baboon boxing is to scratch an itch, making people want to die! He laughed until he got cramps and died of collapse! It is indeed a sinister and vicious move! Meimeijiang sneered:
-"Huh-huh-huh-huh-!"
The Moonlight Baboon was shocked. Did the baboon's fist fail? Why doesn't Meimeijiang Noodles change color? Isn't he ticklish? This is when Meimeijiang took out [999 Pi Yanping] from her pocket, and smiled evilly:
—"You're late!"
Only heard the moonlight baboon scream:
—"How can you get in faster than me?"
—"It's your turn. Me!"
I saw Meimeijiang quickly pull out a willow-leaf curved eyebrow sword, a sword shadow flashed, and a strip of object fell off the Moonlight Baboon. Fortunately, the Moonlight Baboon avoided it in time, otherwise the Moonlight Baboon's head would have been broken! Just as Moonlight Baboon was rejoicing, he felt a sharp pain. It turned out that Meimei-chan had cut off Moonlight's tail! Meimeijiang looked at the severed tail on the ground and laughed!
—"You laughed too early!"
The Moonlight Baboon endured the severe pain and slowly raised his head.
—"Love you for ten thousand years!"
The tail suddenly flashed with golden light, and five large gilt characters appeared on the tail-
-[Ruyi Golden Cudgel]
The Moonlight Baboon swung its tail. No! It's the Ruyi Golden Cudgel!
Sticks and swords clash, stars are shining.
The Moonlight Baboon turned his disadvantage into an advantage and saw that Meimeijiang would be unable to resist!
I can only smell the fragrance of flowers.
Floating by.
Petals, falling.
It turned out to be the [Master Yihua Palace] - Mo Lihua arrived!
[Molihua]: The current master of Yihua Palace, as his name suggests, he looks just like... [M]!
[Palace Master Yihua] Mo Lihua snorted:
—"[Spicy Chicken Ding] belongs to Bodhisattva!"
Then he used [NOBODY], which was feared by others in the world! ! !
As soon as the magic sound came out, Meimeijiang and Moonlight Baboon both threw away their weapons, covered their ears, and cursed in unison:
—"It's so unpleasant!!!!"
The two of them were in agony! Mo Lihua easily captured the [Spicy Chicken].
When I was about to eat it, I discovered the production date: [October 10, 1010 BC]
[Shelf life: 1 year]
It has been expired for thousands of years! ! ! ! !
Mo Lihua, Meimei Jiang, and Moonlight Baboon are in pain together!
At this time, the dark horse appeared. He smiled and said to them:
—"[Minfeng Supermarket welcomes you]!!"
Everyone was puzzled.
The dark horse said coquettishly:
—[You are OUT]! !
Everyone fainted.
【over】
