A certain man saw through the world of mortals and prepared to become a monk. The abbot of the temple made a condition: be naked and hang a bell on your penis. If the bell does not ring when you see a beautiful woman, it will be a success. He did as he was told. The abbot invited a beautiful woman and the bell rang loudly. The man was angry: I don't believe that the bells of the monks in your temple can't ring. The abbot then invited all the monks in the temple to hang a bell. The beautiful woman appeared again, and sure enough, only this man's bell rang loudly. The man was so ashamed that he bent down to pick it up and heard the ringing of bells behind him!
The son asked his father: "Dad, why do I have no brothers and sisters?" After hearing this, the father who was reading the newspaper became very angry and roared: "Who told you not to go to bed early?"
Inventory of the most improper Chinese characters: the most greedy: Huang; the most direct: Kun; the most Western: bite; the proudest: Goose; the least afraid of being burned: Jiong; the most virginal: Sundial; the most awesome: Hao; the most unscrupulous: Jian; the most painful: drought; the most vivid: Ge; bigamy for ladies: for; today's holiday: late; go up to someone: summer; solve it yourself: meet.
An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him, I have a five-year-old son. He does three things. If you can follow it, you can pick one of the cars here and drive away. If not, just keep your car. Many people can't do it, so. . He thought that what a five-year-old child could do, he couldn't do it, so he gave it a try. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful luoti beauty. The child went over and kissed her, and he followed suit. Then the child went over and touched the beauty's body, and he followed suit. The third thing was that the child took out his penis and bent it three times. . . . .
