It’s so interesting to see how the rural people fight back against the city people! Tell you to look down on me

(1) A country man went hiking with a city man. The city man asked: "Have you ever worn clothes like this?" The country man shook his head. The city man sneered and said, "Then you are really uncouth." The city man asked again, "Have you ever used a mobile phone like the one I have?" The country man shook his head again. The city people laughed at them: "Then you are really backward." Soon the two of them accidentally fell into a deep ditch, and the country man quickly climbed up along the cracks in the rocks. The country man asked the city man: "Can you climb up like this to me?" The city man shook his head. The countryman sneered: "Then you are really unlucky."
(2) A city man went to the countryside to visit relatives and got lost. I saw an old man on the roadside. He rolled down the door glass and shouted loudly: "Old guy, how to get to such-and-such village?" The old man glanced at him and said, "I don't have time to tell you, my cow got off the tractor and I have to go back and take care of it." The city man asked curiously: "Why did the cow get off the tractor without giving birth to a calf?" The old man scratched his head and said, "By the way, I forgot, animals don't get off the car."
(3) There was a city man who especially liked to eat sweet potato leaves. Once I went to the countryside to visit relatives and bought a few bundles of sweet potato leaves to bring to my relatives. He also said loudly: "This is a delicacy in the city, and it is the best when put in hot pot; you country people can't eat it." Several children said Tong Yanwuji: "Sister, the sweet potato leaves here are usually used to feed pigs..."


(4) A city man went to the countryside to take pictures. I want to show off my new camera. I saw a young man sitting at home. Just say: "Hey! Take a picture for me, and I can teach you how to take a picture for free. This is high-tech, and you have never seen it." The young man was silent for a moment, took out an 8-megapixel digital camera from the back and said, "Let me take a picture for you, tell me your email, and I will send it to you on the computer later." "
(5) A city man went to the countryside to play. When he was having fun, he suddenly heard a farmer shout: Comrade, you stepped on the wheat. The city man glanced at the farmer and said, "You are uneducated, this is called outing." The farmer kicked him into the river and said: His grandma, this is called riding on the waves! "


(6) A city gangster went to the countryside to steal chickens. He saw a very ferocious dog standing next to a dull countryman in the yard. The city man asked him: "Can your dog bite? The countryman said, "No." "The gangster caught the chicken and left, but the dog suddenly bit him. The city man said angrily: "You said your dog can't bite? Countryman: "That's not my dog." "
(7) There was a city man who bought a BP machine. He was so happy that he showed it off to others when he had nothing to do. One day he saw a relative from the countryside and said, "This is my pager. If you need anything, call me." The farmer took out his mobile phone and said, "Okay, what's your number? I'll keep it in my mobile phone!"