Holy shit! There is a woman on the balcony opposite my house thinking...
Holy shit! There was a woman on the balcony opposite my house who wanted to commit suicide. She kept stabbing herself with something that looked like a cucumber, with a ferocious expression on her face. I'm so scared. Should I call 110 or 120 first, or 10086?
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The original poster should comfort (them) for a bit...
Dial 10010
You can go over and take her cucumber, bring it home and crush it for a salad.
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