1. One day in class, my classmate secretly played with his mobile phone, and was discovered by the head teacher who was patrolling outside the classroom. The class teacher took out his mobile phone and sent a message: Why don't you pay attention to the class? The deskmate replied in confusion: Who are you? The head teacher sent another message: Look out the window. The classmate glanced out the window and replied: Thank you for reminding me, we will talk later, our class teacher is staring out the window!
2. I remember that after the college entrance examination that year, I knew that my test results were not very good, so I truthfully told my father that my test scores were not satisfactory and so on. My father said helplessly: "If you can't do it, just repeat it." At this time, the grandfather sitting next to him said angrily: "If you can't pass, you can't pass. , What kind of poison are you taking? ! "It's really my grandfather...
3. I remember when I was taking the college entrance examination, I was riding an electric bike to set off at 7:30 in the morning. I met my dad at the door. My dad asked me where I was going... Can you imagine my mood at that time?
4. In a certain examination room, when there were still 10 minutes left before the end of the exam, the invigilator said: "Students who want to pass, hurry up!" After saying that, he turned around and walked out of the classroom. His back reminds me of God...
5. I wish those children who review well and say they are going to fail the exam come true!
6. Today's parent-teacher meeting. . . A classmate was deeply touched and burst out with literary talent. He sighed: The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, but you can only call her aunt. . .
7. Someone fell asleep in class. When the teacher saw Huo Da, he asked him to go to the blackboard to solve problems, preparing to humiliate him in public. As soon as he stood up, the teacher began to scold him: "You dare to sleep in class with such poor grades. I am so shameless and know how to sleep..." In the end, someone solved the problem beautifully. The teacher suddenly couldn't get off the stage. As a result, he walked back to his seat, sat down and said calmly: "I'll take a nap first. Ask me later if you want to sleep." 8. Just as he lay down to sleep, he suddenly received a call. It turned out to be a call from a classmate in the room next to me. "Come here quickly, it's urgent." I got up reluctantly, walked over and asked, "What are you doing?" "We are all lying down. Please close the door for me. Thank you." "
9. One day, I turned on the water at school. I accidentally splashed water on my hand. A woman behind me took my hand and asked with concern: "Are your hands not burned?" Although it hurt, in order to show my manliness, I gritted my teeth and said, "It's okay, it's okay." "And pretended to be nonchalant. MM suddenly turned around and said to the people in line behind her: "Go back, the water is not boiling today!"
10. In this world, the widest is the ocean, wider than the ocean is the sky, and wider than the sky is the "examination range"!!
11. One sentence proves that I was a genius child:
I can sensitively identify the footsteps of my parents coming home from get off work and turn off the TV within 5 seconds and rush back to the room to do my homework.
How's that? Is that okay? Let's all have fun! Typing in class makes me nervous, and the teacher keeps spinning around.
