"(Hilarious) The most sufficient reason to lend homework to others for copying"

Today, I lent my homework to someone else for copying. Unexpectedly, something unfortunate happened. Woohoo... the idiot who copied my homework lost my homework! The teacher asked me to give her the most sufficient reason to let me go. The following is my standard answer:
If I don't lend it to him,
;
If he gives up studying, he will not be able to graduate. If he cannot graduate, he will not be able to find a job. Without money to pay taxes, it will be difficult for the country to pay teachers;
If teachers cannot receive wages, they will not be in the mood to teach;
If teachers are not in the mood to teach, it will affect the future of our motherland;
It will affect the future of our motherland.
It will be difficult for China to take off;
If it is difficult for China to take off,

If teachers quit,
China's education will fall behind;
If China's education falls behind,
The Chinese nation will become a barbaric nation;
If the Chinese nation becomes a barbaric nation,
The United States will suspect that our country has weapons of mass destruction Weapons;
If our country has weapons of mass destruction,
The United States will go to war with China;
If the United States goes to war with China,
The Third World War will break out;
If the Third World War breaks out,
One of the parties will definitely lack strength;
If the strength is insufficient,
We will use nuclear weapons; if we use nuclear weapons,
we will destroy the natural environment;
If the natural environment is destroyed,
there will be a big hole in the atmosphere;
If there is a big hole in the atmosphere,

The icebergs at the poles will melt;
When the icebergs melt,
the earth's water level will rise;
This teacher should be satisfied...