Laughter tells the story of life. After reading it, you will understand many secrets of success in life. (one)

A salesman, a clerk, and their manager were walking to lunch when they discovered an ancient oil lamp. They rubbed the oil lamp, and a genie jumped out. The elf said: "I can grant each of you a wish." "Me first! Me first!" the clerk said, "I want to go to the Bahamas, drive a speedboat, and be isolated from the world." Sud! She flew away. "It's my turn! It's my turn!" the salesman said, "I want to go to Hawaii, lie on the beach, have a personal masseuse, free refills of pina colada, and the love of my life." Sud! He flew away. "OK, it's your turn." The elf said to the manager. The manager responded, "I want those two idiots back to work right after lunch!" Moral of the story: Always let your boss speak first.