1. The student asked: "Teacher, what do you think about the issue of nudity?" The teacher said: "This question depends on the objective environment. Art is in the studio, love is in the room, medicine is on the operating table, the heart and liver are in the cradle, and return to nature is in the forest." 2. The student asked: "Teacher, why is the straight line the shortest distance between two points?" Teacher: "You throw a bone. Go out, do you think the dog will go around and pick it up or just run over and pick it up?"
Student: "Of course he ran over and picked it up!"
Teacher: "You still ask a question that even dogs know?"
Student...
3. The chemistry teacher asked to observe the color of the medicine. One student couldn't tell the difference between colorless and transparent. The teacher explained it carefully for half a lesson, but he still didn't understand. Finally, the teacher got angry and picked up a transparent test tube and asked him: "What color is this?"
He looked at it for a long time and said: "White."
So the teacher said: "Okay, you can wear white clothes like this to school tomorrow."
4. In class in middle school, the teacher said: "Do you know why you smell shit when you go to the toilet?"
We: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Because the shit molecules evaporate and turn into tiny lumps of shit. You breathe in They were already sucked in, which means you ate shit."
5. Teacher: "You're not here to sleep!"
Student: "You're not here to hypnotize me!"
Teacher: "Okay! I'll borrow your music teacher's amplifier tomorrow!"
Student...
6. A kindergarten teacher told the children: "If there is a fire, everyone should stay away from the fire!"
The little friend asked weakly: Why?
The teacher gave an example: What will happen every time mom and dad quarrel?
The little friend said: Mommy's head will be on fire! How terrible.
The teacher said: At this time, will you stay away from your mother and hide away?
The little friend thought for a long time and said weakly: It turns out that the teacher wants me to stay away from my mother!
Teacher: Embarrassing...
7. The student asked the Master: They all say that they are useless scholars. Why do we have to study hard for ten years in poverty? In the end, he accidentally lost his reputation and was hopeless for the rest of his life.
The Master gave an example: They say that copper smells like gold and gold is dirty, so why does everyone have to make money? After making money all your life, you are still trying to figure out how to make money until you die?
Student...
Also said: They all say that shit stinks, shit stinks, shit smells, shit smells... Then why is the vegetable food rice irrigated with feces so delicious to everyone?
Student: Embarrassed...
8. A student asked the teacher: Why do everyone say that there is a golden house in the book and a beauty like jade in the book, but why can't I see it? The teacher was furious: I still want to find Yan Ruyu as my wife! Who knows where she built the golden house! By marrying a rich woman like Yan Ruyu, I don't have to work hard to earn money to buy a house and marry a wife!
Editor's note: Such a teacher and role model! What a model! Look up! It's so shocking! If we can meet such teachers, why wouldn't I like studying in class? Just smile if you like it! You need to discover the fun by yourself when learning!
