funny jokes

Wukong! Don't be rude! Old man, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. I passed by here today. I wonder if the old man can open the door for convenience...Old man, please stop insulting me. The poor monk apologizes on behalf of my disciple...Old man, please don't hit the poor monk with your cane...Old man, please calm down...Old...Old guy, can you try to touch me again? …Oh my god? Wukong! Bucket him! You guys, Bajie Wujing, come up too, knock out your teeth and stab your eyes! What a good person! Recently, our dormitory director had some ringworm on his buttocks. He came back late last night and didn't turn on the light for fear of affecting us. After washing, he wiped Dakenin on the bed. Suddenly, he heard the director roaring low and powerfully: "I'm so stupid." I turned on the light. I was shocked to see that the director was holding a tube of shoe polish in one hand and wiping his buttocks with a black hand. The buttocks were black and shiny... The final exam was coming, and the students were taking the time to review. There was a fat man in the class who usually didn't study hard, but he prayed during review. The fat man muttered silently: "The sky is above and the loess is below. The common people are willing to exchange ten pounds of meat for passing the final examination in each subject."