1. Don't watch AV all the time, and don't look at what's behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.
2. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.
3. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Sister Feng.
4. Not long after school started, a friend from the School of Foreign Languages told me: There are many boys and girls, and their class is extremely miserable. There are only two boys. What's even worse is that those two boys are better!
5. A true friend understands you better through what you say.
6. Others laugh at me for being too lewd, but I laugh at them for not being open-minded.
7. Only now do I know that the word "ATM" on the teller machine is the initial capital of Ultraman's English name.
8. I just received a text message from my girlfriend, saying she wanted to break up with me. When I was feeling sad, she sent another text message: Sorry, I sent it by mistake.
9. Once you start studying, you will feel unhappy. Once you feel unhappy, you will stop studying. Once you stop studying, you will feel happy. Once you feel happy, the day will pass.
10. I love you, mermaid. Only you will not cheat.
11. Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, both are male, both are male, so perverted, so perverted.
12. Girls! How can there be so many white horses? Just find a donkey to make do. Don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away and only a bunch of mules are left.
13. Wallet, what's wrong with you? Wallet, answer my wallet, why have you lost weight again, wake up~~
14. One day a beautiful little girl came over and said in a nymphomaniacal manner: "Brother, you are so handsome." I slapped her twice, TMD nonsense!
15. Self-destruction, self-abandonment, self-pity, self-sufficiency, self-destruction, selfishness, self-interest, self-sufficiency, self-promotion, self-promotion, self-direction, self-acting, self-talk, self-entertainment, self-sufficiency, freedom.
16. Beast, let go of that girl and let me go first. (This sentence is awesome!) 17. While others hold hands, I hold my dog and walk and swim to see who doesn't like it and bites it twice.
18. There are fewer and fewer important people, but those who remain are more and more important.
19. When I was a child, my family was poor. I can't afford a bicycle, so I take a taxi to school every day.
20. After the teacher finished the lesson, he said: Is there anything else you don't understand? I stretched and said, "Teacher, what's this class?"
21. Can't influence you? I will cremate you.
22. A past event, some people, a lifetime of ups and downs, and a grave.
23. Human is the noun of "cheap", and "cheap" is the verb of human.
24. The biggest tragedy in the world is that the radiation did not come, but you were killed by the salt.
25. Remember, the people who love you most in the world are your parents.
26. When I saw their wedding photo, I really wanted to Photoshop it into black and white and hang it on the wall.
27. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my name is Tathagata.
28. Dating shows will challenge your thickness of face.
29. Maturity means feeling more and more like you were a fool before.
30. I was worried about singing in front of the computer. After I finished singing, the computer crashed.
31. I logged into QQ, seemingly to wait for someone, but when I waited, I was speechless.
32. I plan to get a haircut and swish my bangs so hard that my neck feels crooked.
33. I am a little veterinarian who specializes in treating young braggadocio.
34. Ouch, you are so busy and you still go to the toilet yourself?
35. The first line: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket, or ID card. The second line: I was silent for the listening questions, but I didn't do the reading questions or composition questions. Hengpi: The important thing is to participate!
