1. What should you do if you encounter a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian. 2. For exams, prepare to write "Baidu it and you will know" on the paper to make the marking teacher angry. 3. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you must pretend to be soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.
4. I hope to catch up with the finale of Xinwen Network in my lifetime
5. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think in return, I can not kick him? "
6. Qingming Festival, it is not easy for students these days to have a holiday. Even during the holiday, they have to take the glory of their ancestors
7. You have the nerve to panic, how dare I not believe it-
8. Rich girl: Have you seen any famous brands? My bag says LV! Me: I have learned Pinyin, read it "Donkey", right?
\9. If you can't do it anymore, let's retire. Don't hold on. Do you know how many families Saner has ruined?
10. What has Gray Wolf been able to survive for five years?
12. My mother can become my sister if she drinks a little Yili.
13. Explanation means concealing, and being dishonest means being dishonest. ~!
14. ◆◇丶Climb the graves during the Qingming Festival and sing: "Come back soon
15. Do you know why Xiaosan is crying? Because Xiaosi is back. Do you know why Xiaosi is crying? It's because the boss is back. .
16. If the teacher hadn't told you not to litter, I would have kicked you out a long time ago
17. 1 man forgot to bring his money, so he put the bill on the counter after eating and left. The cashier took the bill and shouted, sir, your bill! The man turned back and smiled: It's your bill.
18. When I have money in the future, I will definitely buy 700 million cups of Xiang Piaopiao to see if I can circle the earth twice.
19. Tencent's “Input” has given hope to many people. How many people have I disappointed?
20. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I only did the first four...,,
21. Only after seeing Xinrong did I realize that Zhihua is a good person.
22. Do you have 2 options, ① is to get out immediately; ② is to get out immediately, of course you can also choose to get out immediately
23. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, and college students celebrate Children's Day.
24. After starting school, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and my heart is no longer beating! ···
25. There are two words that hurt millions of netizens, start school.
26. In the chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: "What should you do if the gas leaks in your home?" Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.
27. Playing on the computer too much, I want to fast forward when watching TV///
28. My aunt is like a gray wolf. When she leaves, she always yells, "I will definitely come back."
30. To be a human being, you should be like Conan, with the spirit of letting people die wherever you go~
31. When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to 'What next', and my classmates chatted with it for the whole afternoon
32. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I am on Sina Weibo and you are on Tencent Weibo. 33. The person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others, let's find some time to get to know each other.
34. Remember, the only thing that will never leave you in this season is mosquitoes. . 1!
35. ﹌﹌﹑The earth jumps when you look back and smile
36. Only after reading "New Pearl" did I know that people in the Qing Dynasty also used plastic pots to grow flowers."
37. When our teacher has finished collecting all the summer homework, that truck that collects waste products There are many people waiting in school.
38. There is one word I hate the most in my life, especially when I can't do the questions.
39. Parents cheating on their children is called education. Children cheating on their parents is called cheating.
40, // I want to launch an uprising and blow up that shabby school.
41. - The mood at the beginning of school is heavier than going to the grave. /,,
42. First line: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket, and ID card. Second line: I didn't do the listening, reading, and composition questions. Horizontal comment: The important thing is to participate.
43. [Master, I also want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.] [Don't make trouble.Not everyone can meet so many sexy seductresses on the road. 】
44. One day is actually very short. It passes as soon as the computer is turned on and off.
45. As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap
46. Looking at the face of the class teacher, I have the urge to drop out of school. How can I study?
47. I am really angry that the fifth elder brother can actually come back to life! The fifth elder brother is so pitiful.
48. I finally understand why you lick Oreos first, because then no one will compete with you. . .
49. When China becomes developed in the future, let foreigners translate classical Chinese
50. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principles of life are only three words, it depends on my mood
51. I plan to get a haircut, and the bangs are so shaken that my neck becomes numb.
52. Last year, I planted a bunch of girlfriends in the back hill. In autumn, the result is cuckolds all over the mountains and plains
53. - There must be a road in front of the mountain, and even if there is a road, I can't stop. I'm exhausted from just thinking about it! If you laugh, support it!