History teacher: There is really no way to teach those students. During class, I asked a question: "Do you know who Wu Zetian is?" The first classmate replied that he was not familiar with her, the second classmate said that she was one of his netizens, and the third classmate said that he had her QQ number and would ask her on QQ after class... One classmate actually took out his mobile phone and said that he wanted to ask her immediately.
Geography teacher: Take a look at their test papers for yourself. The top of the five famous mountains in my country is (Zhao Benshan), the most famous river is (Pan Changjiang), the coal in our country is all (black), and the iron in our country is all (hard). How can I still go to class?
Chinese teacher: During class, a classmate was reading a magazine. I confiscated his magazine and hit him on the head... But when I turned around to continue the class, his deskmate burst out laughing, making it difficult to continue the class. I asked him why he was laughing. Do you know what he answered me? The kid took out a book of Cihai from the drawer and said to me like this: "Teacher, it's a good thing you didn't notice me reading, otherwise I would have been smashed to death by you."
Math teacher: A classmate who had never failed the unit test was able to use high school knowledge in the homework he handed in... I asked him if he had done the homework himself, and the classmate replied that he didn't know. Tell me what a good thing this is. I continued to ask him and asked him to honestly explain who did it for him. Hey, he had a reason and answered me: "Teacher, I really don't know who did this homework. To be honest, I went to bed early last night..." Physics teacher: Do you know how many lessons I taught just clockwise and counterclockwise? Five classes! Yes, that's what I told them. If they still don't understand, I told them to look at their watch. Wherever the hour hand goes, it's clockwise, and vice versa. However, when the whole class counts, they are either mobile phones or electronic watches... If I don't resign, I will teach them these two words for the whole semester?
Biology teacher: I really don't want to leave, but... you know, I have a heart disease and I can't stand the excitement, but can I not be excited? Yesterday, in the unit exam, according to the requirements of the syllabus, I asked the students to look at the bird legs on the teaching picture and write the name and living habits of the bird. But as soon as I mentioned the test content, a classmate stood up and walked out the door, shouting: "There are also questions like this, I won't take the test." Do you think such students need education? I stopped him and asked him his name. He actually pulled up his pants, exposed his legs and said to me: "Come on, look at my legs and write my name..." Art teacher: You know, I have just been assigned to this class. Yesterday during class, I heard several classmates shouting "beauty" as soon as I entered the door. Do you think it was irritating? I am a teacher, how can they disrespect teachers so much? ...Yes, it would be wrong of me to resign just because they called me "Beauty", but when I was looking for someone who called me "Beauty", those classmates shouted to me again: "What are you looking at? I'm not calling you!"
