"Those hilarious clerical mistakes you made when you were studying, why did you embarrass the teacher! 》

Introduction: When writing, the most taboo thing is to have your thoughts wander. For some children who are not good at learning, typos are even more serious. And when these are combined together, they become clerical errors. Some clerical errors are incredible, and some can make people laugh. Lao Shi said: Children, stop playing, I am really going to feel guilty... 1. An elementary school composition by one of my classmates - I was killed by a disease when I was a child! There is also a story about clearing snow in winter. The word "snow" was written incorrectly and became the word "thunder". As a result, I was clearing mines on the road with my family in the winter morning... (It turns out that the minesweeper game was invented by Chinese children!) 2. Mao Zedong's (Chair) I (Cry) Sensual (Interest) Xiao Neng (Pear) Cat Cutting Table (Wheat) Seeds There are many beauties in the motherland (good) 3. The composition of my junior high school classmate "I woke up and my mother was sleeping next to my bed. I looked at her bloodshot eyes and couldn't help but shed tears..." I laughed for a lesson. 4. My cousin wrote a holiday diary. July 10: Today, my mother and I went to celebrate my grandpa's birthday and eat cake. July 11: Today, my mother and I went to visit my grandfather's grave. 5. Travel writing in the first grade: I was very happy today. I went hiking with my mother-in-law and my mother-in-law~ (I guess it was my grandparents, uncles and mothers...) 6. The red leaves were crazy (the maple leaves were red)...ORZ... 7. Later, he unfortunately suffered from congenital heart disease. I saw an article by a junior student. 8. Our classmates wrote the village in Jiuzhaigou as a dish. The whole article was Jiucaigou, and even wrote washing socks as washing girls~! ~ 9. Winter is here, and the peach blossoms are blooming - the classmate who wrote this sentence was later called "Taotao" 10. The greeting cards to all the children read: Yifanfengshi~囧... 11. When I was a child, a classmate couldn't tell the difference between "fishing" and "hook". There is a sentence in the composition that became "The fish finally caught." 12. When I was in elementary school, I wrote a diary, "I have three entries left today, so happy." "There are only two entries left to write today, so happy." "Today is the last entry, so happy." Finally, my mother discovered... I re-wrote a month's diary in three days! ! ! ! Each article has a word limit, and I couldn't help but burst into tears... 13. Zhejiang - Jianjiang... 14. When I was a child, my classmates pronounced bladder as hesitation. 15. When I graduated from high school, my classmates wrote me a blessing: I wish you a golden son-in-law, MD! ! ! I don't want to get married anymore! ! ! 16. I once wrote "Dong Cunrui's fried bunker" as "Dong Cunrui's fried hamburger". 17. In high school, there was a classmate named Kun Hong. During the exam, he wrote his name as insect. The teacher took the test paper and asked the class teacher if there was such a person in our class... 18. There was also a primary school student named Wang Yulong who won the calligraphy and painting competition. When he posted it, he found that his name was written as Wang Wanglong. 19. There is a vertical line inside the chest. Only one person in the class wrote it correctly, and then he explained to us how to write the chest... 20. When reciting Mulan poems in junior high school, my deskmate would inexplicably recite the poem "Sharpening the knife to the parents" 21. The second-grade teacher asked me to use the word "love" to make a sentence, and I said: I love my son. Writing about spring outing: We sat on the newspaper, ate, drank and had fun... 22. I will beat you all down! ! ! 23. When writing silently in the fourth grade of primary school, the teacher criticized some people for saying "the enemy left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west." At the same time, my deskmate wrote, "Mom praised me for being a good person." 24. My fever reached 49°. After correction, my fever reached 29°... 25. I still can't tell the two halves of the word "rong", which one is on the left and which is on the right... Every time I write it as "Chong Li Chong" and cross it out... 26. How difficult it is to put the word "brook" in the stream into the field grid! 27. Once, a genius was written silently into a generation of demons.Another person in our class wrote about a bag of bananas... 28. My sister's composition: Today we came to the peach garden. There were peach blossoms everywhere. In the middle was a fountain filled with mud. The scenery here is so beautiful! 29. Liang Jinggu... 30. There was a classmate in elementary school who wrote a composition. My mother has jet-black feathers... I still remember it deeply after so many years. 31. My sister's composition: In Journey to the West, my favorite is Zhu Ba or... I rolled out of bed laughing so hard... 32. My monitor came to me in the heavy snow to give me tutoring lessons, but he got a fever when he got back and died the next day. I miss him very much. 33. Can I tell you about my grandmother being a nanny... 34. In the high school exam, I was asked to write a poem with "spring" in it. My classmates wrote: There is another spring in the dark flowers. 35. When I was in elementary school, I used to make sentences with new words. Motherland: Today we learned the word motherland. Woods: Today we learned the word woods. 36. Excerpt from a classmate's composition: ...It was still raining in the sky, and I stood at the school gate not knowing what to do. At this moment, my teacher came to give me life (umbrella)... 37. When I was a child, I once wrote a sentence as long as... Just... An example sentence is: As long as everyone works together, the fire can be put out. Then I want to write: As long as we study hard, we can contribute to the motherland. Once I was distracted, I finished writing. As long as we study hard, we can put out the fire... 38. In an exam, there was a question: Do you know the content of the Three People's Principles? A classmate in my class answered: Yes. 39. When studying "Kong Yiji", the teacher asked the students to read the text, and the classmates read, Sun Jiyi... Also, in "Zhu Zhiwu Retreats the Qin Master": "The lost fox said to Zheng Bo", the classmate recited the text "A monkey said to Zheng Bo"... 40. Write about a conflict between friends: I snatched my beloved knife from his hand, and suddenly I found that his wrist was bleeding red blood... As the sound of the ambulance went away, my tears also flowed down - he actually sacrificed his life to protect me from being cut by the knife. 41. There was a boy named Wang Peng in our preschool class. One time when he was handing in a drawing assignment, his name was too fat, so he separated the three parts and wrote them vertically, which became Wang Yueyue Bird. Later, the teacher of Class 2 came over and asked who in your class is called Wang Yueyue Bird... 42. About picking up dung in the morning, "Get up in the morning to pick up dung. It's a long way. Stop and take a rest when you are tired." Take a break and write it as "Drink... Hahahahahaha!" 43. I have it too. There was a political exam in junior high school. I was asked: What did you think of when you saw the national flag rising? I couldn't think of anything, so I just wanted to write. I was very excited. As a result, I became nervous and wrote "I am very mobile". 44. Picture of the Qingming River...Hainan Bird. Meat (Inner) Mongolia, Russia (Sri Lanka)... 45. There is also a composition written by a classmate: Our whole family is watching TV. At this time, dad came back ~ 46. The composition written by my deskmate was so impressive! ! "My kitten got into the pile of firewood and didn't come out for a day. The next day I took a curious look and saw that there was such a big pile of eggs in the pile of firewood!" 47. The child in the alley next door is two grades younger than me. Her mother always asks me to help her correct her composition, but her composition is really top-notch! As follows: ①: My grandpa is in good health. Yesterday he was riding his bicycle to the 12th team to do errands. He accidentally hit a big rock halfway. Grandpa flew up and fell to the ground. Nothing happened. (It seems that his grandfather is indeed very strong and must be an expert in the world. I also clearly remember that when I see his grandfather again, I feel like I am seeing Zhang Sanfeng.) ②: Their teacher is very BT, asking them to write 3 essays a week, one for each, I remember this... Monday: My mother was killed by the disease when I was very young (then the aunt who asked me to help you revise the essay is A Chinese Ghost Story?) Wednesday: Dad left us forever in an accident (his dad and my dad worked in the same company, and he left us for a few months every year to go to the construction site) Friday: I had never seen what grandma looked like, but one day I dreamed about her, and I shouted "Grandma"! (You don't know what she looks like...) ③: Yesterday, my sister from the Zhang family gave me a book, which is Mr. Lu Xun's "Carrying the Flower to Death". (I burst into tears. The book was given by me. Mr. Lu Xun, the vest king, I am sorry for you.) 48. This is the most, most, most, most tearful thing for me! The teacher assigned me to write "My Deskmate". So my deskmate, a cute little boy from Hebei, spent the whole class observing my face, looking here and there, as if he had been sitting at my desk for two years and had no idea what I looked like! He finished the observation and started writing furiously. I looked over and was petrified on the spot: "My deskmate's face is as big as a basin!" Later, I took revenge and wrote in the composition, "My deskmate's face is as black as Shanxi coal!" 49. In the days without Ultraman Tiga's company, I have lost my virginity... An essay written by a high school boy in memory of his childhood = = 50. Elementary school composition, a happy weekend. A classmate wrote on the balcony of his brother's house, throwing stones at passers-by. I lost the first one, but my brother lost it right away. What a happy weekend! Editor's postscript: How many people have been killed by this typing error... Could it be that Yuan Fang lost his memory and recognized Di Renjie as an enemy because of a typing error? I think I finally realized the importance of studying hard and making progress every day... Otherwise, it would be immoral if I accidentally cheated someone to death.