When you turn on your computer, the first thing you do is log into QQ, then open the space and chat. Dear, I believe you are also purple every day, right? Have any funny things happened to you on QQ? Today I will show you some awesome chat records, and I am completely impressed! Stick to Victory (Male): Hello.
Endless (female): Don't you know how to say anything other than “hello”?
Perseverance in victory: Oh, sorry. I missed two words. You are so beautiful!
Endless: I am ugly.
Perseverance in victory: Is it as ugly as Xi Tzu?
Endless: No.
Persistence in victory: I believe that persistence is victory, so it is called ‘persistence in victory'. Why do you call it ‘endless'? Don't you believe that persistence is victory?
Endless: Believe it or not - can't you scream?
Persist in winning: Have personality. Is there any humanity?
Endless: You are so inhumane!
Perseverance in victory: Beauty misunderstanding, I mean "there is no humanity in the opposite sex", do you have a boyfriend?
Endless: A complete guide to preventing perverts online without comment.
Perseverance in victory: Buddhism says: Emptiness is form, form is emptiness. Wolves are colorless, so why are they perverts?
Endless: I don't want to be a nun and I haven't studied Buddhism.
Perseverance in victory: If you don't practice Buddhist scriptures, why should you be afraid of perverts?
Endless: Afraid, do you need a reason?
Perseverance in victory: Of course. Since you fell into the world of mortals, your six roots have not been purified. Why so many concerns?
Endless: Okay, I'm convinced and tell you, I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Perseverance in victory: Ah! What a sad night! The wind is so strong outside, let me warm your cold heart. It's very warm and romantic, right?
Endless: Thank you for your warmth! But I seem to feel even colder - sorry, I was too cold after listening to what you said, and my fingers couldn't control themselves, so I typed "disgusting" into "warm".
Perseverance in victory: You feel cold because of practicing the Ice Palm. Let me use the Fire Divine Art to help your body become cold, right?
Endless: Thank you, I'm afraid I won't be able to withstand your power and will go crazy.
Perseverance in victory: Believe me, that's right.
Endless: Thank you. I'm wearing thick enough clothes tonight, so I don't need them.
Perseverance in victory: So what kind of clothes are you wearing tonight?
Endless: It's new clothes, you guessed it.
Persistence wins: nice pants and jacket?
Endless: No, I'll give you another chance.
Perseverance in victory: Haha! That means no pants!
Endless: You are so bad! So annoying!
Perseverance wins: Don't be angry, beauty, I know you are wearing a beautiful winter dress.
Endless: Humph! How bad are you! Even though you know it, you still say that.
Perseverance wins: Men are not bad, women are not loving.
Endless: You are not only bad, but also a bit perverted.
Perseverance in victory: Don't become bad in silence, just become perverted in silence. Laughing rookies don't laugh at scoundrels, but beauties must look away.
Endless: Forgive you for being a rogue this time, what shoes should I wear? There are prizes for guessing.
Perseverance wins: Casual shoes paired with a skirt are very fashionable.
Endless: What a typo.
Persist in victory: Leather shoes and skirt are very elegant.
Endless: Wrong! wrong!
Persist in victory: Wearing bare feet and a skirt is very different.
Endless: Wrong! wrong! wrong! It's slippers, silly.
Persevere in victory: Being passionate is stupid, being ruthless is cool, being infatuated is stupid, being ruthless is being sophisticated. I'm stupid, but I hope you're not cool or sophisticated.
Endless: I vomit!
Persist in winning: be careful not to dirty the netizens next to you.
Endless: I surf the Internet at home.
Perseverance in victory: Girl, seeing how cute you are, I promoted you to my little sister.
Endless: Poor and unloved, brother.
Perseverance in victory: Little sister, what do you do?
Endless: students.
Perseverance wins: Kindergarten? ^_^
Endless: the future kindergarten aunt.^_^
Persistence in victory: Test whether your aunt is qualified or not: Why do frogs jump higher than trees?
Endless: trees don't jump.
Perseverance in victory: Which one hurts the most, a stone or a banana?
Endless: The headache is the worst.
Persevere in victory: Little sister, now you are promoted to be my online wife.
Endless: Isn't it good to keep the current status?
Perseverance in victory: I think it will be better beyond now.
Endless: Okay.
Persevere in victory: Wife, please pair a couplet: Nantongzhou, Beitongzhou, North and South Tongzhou lead to North and South.
Endless: Answer 1: East pawn shop, west pawn shop, east and west pawn shops pawn things. Answer 2: Male students, female students, male and female students beget male and female students.
Persistence in victory: My wife is so smart, and it is true that "a strict husband makes a smart wife." ^_^
Endless: My husband is wrong, it should be "a clever woman accompanying a clumsy husband". ^_^You have asked me so many questions, and I also ask you: Those who go home after get off work are poor people, those who go home at 9 o'clock are drunkards, those who go home at 11 o'clock are perverts, those who go home between 2 and 3 o'clock are gamblers, and what are those who don't go home?
Perseverance wins: The one who doesn't go home is the female ghost.
Endless: Half of it is right, there are male ghosts, so the answer is "wild ghost"!
Perseverance in victory: Haha! Speaking of ghosts, are you scared now? If you're afraid, let me lend you a shoulder.
Endless: Thank you, it's windy outside and the fire is warm inside. I don't want to go out, and I'm afraid you'll catch the cold.
Perseverance in victory: the strong wind reveals the strong grass, the fierce fire reveals the sincerity. Give me a chance and I will take out my heart and lungs.
Endless: Haha! In order to avoid another lonely ghost in the world, please give me your mobile phone number. See you at the entrance of Wuchang Yamao Plaza at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.
Persistence is victory: Persistence is victory, see you tomorrow. Mobile phone = 135xxxxxxxx
Endless: Got it, I'm going to get off, 886
Hold on to victory: 88
Emma, I almost burst out laughing, dear, has this happened to you too? Is there also a stranger Jiang Zi "harassing" you? How did you deal with him? Dear, do you dare to expose it? Are you scared?
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