1. I also want to buy an iPad. College students only know how to donate sperm, while high school students only know how to sell kidneys. It's terrible to be uneducated!
2. All weekends that are not aimed at sleeping are just hooligans!
3. - Traveling to China, I think it's okay. Can I not pay the phone bill?
4. A friend asked: "Would you marry a non-virgin?" "Second-hand houses are okay, but 4's are definitely not okay"... You understand, right? 5. A kid said: I bought a cup with "I want a salary increase" printed on it. I have to point these words at the boss every time I have a meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup with "Get Out" written on it!
6. From the positive side, he is a great God; from the negative side, he is a despicable dog. In fact, the evil that people commit is, in turn, just to live. "——Changing the perspective makes many things different;
7. When I think that 2012 is coming, and when I think about the money I still owe the bank, I can even wake up from my dream with laughter! 8. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and everyone is not obviously thinner
9. The difference between school and work is: I will scold whoever scolds me in school! I can't scold anyone who scolds me in the company!
10. Micro Bo became the mistress, QQ is the old love, but MSN is still the main wife... 11. Life is like a drama, it all depends on acting. 12. Don't believe the feelings typed on the keyboard, hypocrisy! 13. There are no ifs in life, only results and consequences. 14. A certain leader set the mistress's phone number in his hand as “Mayor”. Every time the mistress calls, the wife says: “Quick! The mayor is calling! After the leader answered the phone: The mayor asked me to go there. Before leaving the house, my wife said from behind: "Okay, okay!" "
15. Every time a day passes, I mark a circle on the calendar. On Sunday, I realize that the days have been marked by ellipses.
16. Originally, it was said that the reason for breaking up was because the personality was inappropriate; now, it is said that it was because the gender was inappropriate. 17 , It's just that I missed early love, but it turns out that I have missed early marriage unknowingly... 18. Life is like a drama, I always NG... 19. 10086 is good to me. If I send her a text message, she will reply to me three times... 20. It turns out that "happiness" is so simple. Just a piece of land and a handful of RMB : Soil +¥=Lucky.
21. No matter how powerful a man is, he crawls out of our woman's belly!!
22. Is it crowded? Is it crowded? 23. Is it 10,000? In a few years, humans will have only two fingers left (because the mouse has only two buttons that are most commonly used.) 24. The farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday, and the shortest distance is from Saturday to Sunday. 25. Sister Xinna, please be patient!
