Joke post... Chatting is not guilty, but trolling is justified

A very evil day, Zhang Waiyao and his thin friend went to watch a pornographic video together, but when they arrived at the door of the video hall, they realized that they only had enough money for one person to go in. So, the resourceful Zhang Waiyao thought of a way: he stuffed the little skinny man into his crotch. In this way, they bought a ticket and went in. The video was extremely exciting. In the evening, Zhang Waiyao walked out with unfulfilled feelings. Suddenly, he remembered that he had forgotten about the thin man. So he found a public toilet, and when he took out the thin man, he was already dying. He quickly carried the thin man to the hospital for rescue, but it was too late. The doctor reluctantly handed him a death notice. The cause of death column clearly stated: Beaten to death with a stick!

A pair of brothers live together. The elder brother still lives there after marrying his wife. One night, my brother said to his wife: I have "capital" and you have "storefront", let's "do business"! So the two of them got into a relationship!
The younger brother heard this, and his "desire and fire" surged for a moment, so he grabbed a blanket and went outside the door to "move". Not long after, the sister-in-law went out to clean up after finishing her work. When she found her brother-in-law, she was shocked and turned around to pull her husband out to take a look.
\The elder brother said: "Brother! What are you doing?" The younger brother said: "You have capital to do business with the store. I only have capital. Can't I set up a street stall!?"

It is said that there was a male donkey and a male tiger in the mountains. They were so hungry and thirsty that they killed all the animals in the mountain except them. Later, there was no other way, so the two guys got together. Tiger discussed and said: There is nothing left to do, why don't we do it to each other?
When the donkey heard this, he thought, OK, there is nothing to do anyway, so he said: OK, you are the king of beasts, you go and fuck me first.
As soon as the tiger heard this, he had no choice but to do it. In order to create an atmosphere, the donkey opened his voice and roared so loudly that it shook the valley. The tiger had never heard such a sound of making love. It was so satisfying to the tiger...
After a while, the tiger finished doing it and it was the donkey's turn. The donkey didn't say anything and just fucked him hard. He fucked for a long time, and the tiger didn't even get out of his breath. The donkey didn't want to anymore, so he finished fucking casually. He came down and panted and asked the tiger, "I said, brother, you are too boring. When you fuck me, I feel I want to cooperate with you, it makes you happy! But it's my turn, why don't you get angry?” When Tiger heard this, he burst into tears and said, “Brother, I burst into tears when I said it, why don't I want to scream?” But there is always something stuck in my throat and I can't scream out...!"

Do you know there are three types of women you can't marry:
The bus conductor—she often says! "Go in a little bit more...squeeze in a little bit more...it's still very empty!!" The elementary school teacher - she often said, "If you don't do it well, I'll punish you to do it again a hundred times...!!"
Do you know there are three types of men who cannot be married:
Newspaper editors--they have to publish (make) every day!
The newspaper delivery guy - lost it at the door!
The water and electricity meter reader only comes once a month...

My wife is the operating system, and it is very troublesome to install and uninstall it; my secretary is the desktop, and you can change it every day as long as you are interested; your lover is the Internet, and you have endless glory and money; the lady is pirated software, remember to kill the virus first before using it!