I am a non-mainstream person. Once upon a time, I registered my first Qiuqiu account in an Internet cafe! Maybe this is the beginning of my glory? Because I am a vain person and like the feeling of being surrounded by countless girls, so I chose the non-mainstream. Maybe the non-mainstream chose me.
My brother works as a waiter in a restaurant, and his monthly income is only 800 yuan, so he can only surf the Internet, because in reality, he can never hold his head up. But this does not affect my handsomeness. My handsomeness is a beauty that ordinary people cannot understand. I have a kind of melancholy mixed with a little sadness, and a sad temperament mixed with melancholy.
When picking up girls online, a trendy dress is indispensable. So I went to the clothing wholesale market, where all the fake name brands were sold. I bought a tight black suit that cost 85 yuan, so that I could fully express my curves. There are two reasons why I don't buy pants. First, I don't have much money this month, and the remaining money is just enough for me to eat instant noodles for a month. Second, during the video, I couldn't see my legs.
I went home and tried on the new black suit I bought in front of the mirror. In order to let my girlfriend see my chest muscles, I had to pull the top two buttons of the black suit. Unexpectedly, the quality was so bad that I tore off the collar of the suit. I smiled bitterly. In fact, for a non-mainstream person like me, whether or not there is a collar is not important.
Next it's time to style my hair. In order to have a messy hair style, I haven't washed my hair for 2 weeks. It was full of oil. I scratched my hair wildly with my hands. After a while, a fashionable style came into being. Looking at the thick layer of dandruff on my shoulders, I shook my head with a wry smile and gently wiped it away.
At 8 o'clock in the evening, I turned on the computer, opened Qiuqiu, looked at my 7 diamonds and membership, and felt a little sad. Why is a handsome man like me just a waiter? Why do you always have to hang around the guests? I am dissatisfied with the injustice of reality. Only online can I find a sense of superiority.
Brother, adjust the video to the brightest and the exposure to the highest. Because I eat instant noodles three times a day, due to long-term malnutrition, my face is yellow and my muscles are thin. In addition, the box of instant noodles I bought is spicy. The spicy noodles make my face full of youthfulness. The video is adjusted like this, and with my long hair covering my face, most people can't see it.
Brother's Qiuqiu's name is Leijia! Because this name has a sense of mystery and can match my melancholy temperament. My personal signature is - Money is something external to me! With my 7 diamonds and membership, it's perfect! I entered a non-mainstream forum and saw that people were looking for husbands and wives, and they all attached photos. I also opened the video and made POSS to the camera. I stuck out my tongue and made a V-shape with my hands as if licking my lips. It took me more than 40 minutes to pose just like this to take a photo that best reflects my handsome side.
Brother left a message on the forum, I am looking for a wife, I am looking for a wife, I am looking for a wife, I am looking for a wife, I am looking for a wife, I am poor, I am ugly, I am ugly, I will come to the right person, I am very busy, I will not forgive you if you are serious, and I attached the photo that I took for 40 minutes. Sure enough, many girls were impressed by my handsomeness. After a while, 8 girls added me, but why was only one girl talking to me? Could it be that I was shocked by my brother's 6 diamonds? Brother thought hard. . . Damn it, there are some photos that I took casually in my Qiuqiu photo album. They were all taken while I was serving dishes in the restaurant. I originally wanted to keep it as a souvenir, but I forgot to lock the photo album. It was too late but it was too soon. I immediately locked the photo album, but unfortunately, 7 sisters still disappeared from my Qiuqiu friends. Based on my experience, I should have blacklisted her. I have a lot of women, including a few of you, I comforted myself, but a trace of tears flashed from the corner of my eyes.
I opened the message from the sister. It didn't surprise me. She called him "handsome guy". He was very satisfied and couldn't help laughing. In order to show that he was very busy, he replied to her after a while: "Are you here to apply?" She said: "Yes, why did it take so long to reply to me? Are there many people applying for you?"In order to pretend that brother was in short supply, he said: "Yes, there are several women, and they talk a lot. Do you have a video?" She said, "Yes, you can do it now." Brother quickly looked in the mirror and pushed up his greasy hair a few times, but it hung down again. MM has already sent a video. For the sake of my image, I pulled the hair on the top of my head straight. It hurt so much that I gritted my teeth, but what does this mean?
Brother accepted MM's video, and the person who appeared opposite was also a non-mainstream MM with heavy makeup and pretty good looks, but I didn't like her two big nose rings. It felt like she was videotaping with a cow, but did I have any other options? MM said: "I like you very much, you are my type." I think you are talking nonsense. A man like me who only appears in fairy tales and is like a legend cannot be rejected by any woman! But now she was the only one who wanted to befriend her instead of blacklisting her, so I could only give her an advantage. Just when I was about to agree to her promise, my stomach suddenly hurt. It might be that the box of instant noodles had expired. My anus tightened, and I couldn't hold it anymore. I could only say to her: "Wait a minute, answer the phone." Then I rushed into the toilet and quickly solved the problem. After the convenience, my anus was slightly spicy, which was caused by the spicy instant noodles. I shook my head with a wry smile. Back in front of the computer, I took out a pack of cigarettes from the pocket of his tight-fitting black suit. Yes, it was Zhonghua, but the cigarettes inside had been packaged by me a long time ago. It was a 4-yuan peony. The cigarette case was picked up by me in the corridor at night. My wisdom is as gorgeous as my appearance. In order to show that I am different, I took out a pack of matches. The matches can show that I am unique and manly. This is the reason why I don't use a lighter. I struck a match, lowered my head and turned my face to light the cigarette. Unexpectedly, because I was so obsessed with the way my girlfriend looked at me, it lit my vagina on fire. In desperation, I quickly turned off the video. Then I picked up a magazine and slapped my head hard. The fire was finally extinguished, but my flowing bangs were a thing of the past. Maybe it was because my hair was too oily that the fire burned so quickly, right? Brother looked in the mirror and shook his head with a wry smile, a trace of sadness welling up in his heart.
Brother did not dare to open the video again and said to the girl: "You are so cute. Please leave your mobile phone number. I will hang out with you when I have time." It could be seen that the sister was very excited. She said: "My number is 139XXXXXXXX. Husband, please don't lie to others." Brother said: "How could I lie to you? But it may not be until next month. I am going to Singapore for a trip this month. I have already I have made a promise to a friend, and a man like me will never break an appointment." The reason is that only I know best. Firstly, I am waiting for my salary to be paid next month. It would be too embarrassing if I don't even have the money to treat her to dinner and rent a room. Secondly, I am waiting for my bangs to grow out. A mysterious and unconventional person like me needs Liuhai to cover his face. This is like gold placed on the counter that needs light to render it.
On the day the salary was paid a month later, I sent a message to the girl: I have returned to China, please call me. Because my number had free calls and I only had 1.5 in my phone, I was afraid of being out of service, so I asked her to call. As expected, she called soon. She said excitedly: "Husband, why did you come back? I miss you so much. I want to see you today." I said: "Okay, honey, that's what I mean. I also brought you a gift from Singapore." She said: "Wow, husband, you are so kind. 1 hour Let's meet at the entrance of XX shopping mall later, bye.” The so-called gift is a bottle of Mosquito toilet water that I bought in the supermarket. The words on it are all in English. It costs 15 yuan, which is quite affordable. Take it out and pack it for 2 yuan, and you can send her away for only 17 yuan. Brother secretly laughed at his high IQ. In the crowded clothing wholesale market, a man with a melancholic temperament and a handsome face was walking through the crowd. The mysterious back suddenly appeared. Yes, this was my brother. In order to see her, I had to go back here to buy pants and shoes.I took a fancy to a pair of trousers with holes all over them and rags next to them. A mature man like me would buy them without hesitation. Of course, I also need a pair of shoes that can match them. I searched for them for thousands of times, but the shoes were actually in the ruins. Brother looked back indifferently and accidentally saw it - Adi Wang's canvas shoes. I ran straight towards the shoe. The shoe seemed to be calling me. Only a man like me who only appeared in fairy tales deserved to own it. I ran over with my flowing bangs swinging and howled, "Boss, I bought these shoes no matter how much they cost." The boss gave a thumbs up and said, "Sure enough, most people don't like these shoes. No one wants them after keeping them for 3 months. I just threw them away. These shoes are both comfortable and beautiful. If you want them, I'll give them to you cheaper. You've made a profit. Seeing that you want it so much, I'll sell it to you for 500 yuan." What? These cloth shoes cost 500 yuan? But I thought they were from Adidas, and the boss said these shoes are very good. What if someone comes and competes with me to buy them? I gave 500 yuan to the boss without saying a word. When I left, I happily said to the boss: "I really want to thank you for buying these shoes today." Out of politeness, the boss replied to me: "I want to thank you for selling these shoes." I laughed to myself, maybe Adi Wang chose my brother!
Alright, I put on my gear and went to the entrance of XX shopping mall. Since it was a weekend, the entrance of the shopping mall was very crowded with people shopping and people selling flyers. I was searching among the crowd, and suddenly two big, flashing nose rings appeared in front of me. "What are you looking for? I'm here, husband!" I was frightened, but I still gave her a tactful smile. She said she was hungry and wanted to eat at Pizza Hut. I was bored at the time. I had never heard of it. I didn't know if it was expensive. I only had more than 200 left after buying Adi Wang and pants. After eating, I didn't have money to buy a room. So why should I work so hard? Based on my own IQ, I judged that Pizza Hut should be similar to McDonald's, a place to eat Western food or fast food. So I said to MM: "I ate a burger yesterday and got diarrhea when I got home." My sister said, "Huh? Pizza Hut has launched a burger? Then when your stomach is full, you will take me to eat burgers. I want to try it." I know what I said is wrong, but no matter how smart people are, they make mistakes sometimes, and I am no exception. The key is to correct the mistake when you know it. I will definitely not say that next time.
With the excuse of stomachache, we found a snack bar. She and I both ordered a bowl of noodles, and she didn't complain. I had a great time eating. After eating, I took the opportunity to say, "I was in a hurry to go out and forgot my keys. I'm afraid I won't be able to go back today. Can you accompany me?" Of course she was very willing and said happily: "Husband, I will follow you today. I will go wherever you go." I took her to the room. After entering, I dimmed the bedside lamp. On the one hand, it was to enhance the atmosphere, and on the other hand, I was afraid that she would see the pimples on my brother's face. I took off my tight suit. There is no doubt that my curves have won my girl's heart. Brother said: "I'm going to take a shower first. It's too hot today." Brother entered the bathroom without looking back, turned on the nozzle, and under the hot water, he rubbed his body vigorously. The black objects were rubbed away by him. A trace of sadness came to his heart, and he shook his head with a wry smile. We shook our heads, buttoned our assholes, and walked out of the bathroom. We were very happy that night. After we were done, I went out before dawn. After I got home, I blacklisted my girlfriend Qiuqiu. I don't need a reason, just like other people do. A man like me who only appears in fairy tales does not need to be responsible for her. He continues to live like this day after day. It feels like he is not mainstream!
