There's an earthquake here
TV reported that I was lying on the sofa masturbating when I suddenly started shaking. I almost fell off the sofa and almost became impotent... I heard that there would be aftershocks for several weeks. I was afraid.
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Seeking comfort...
→_→ Liaoning? More than 5 o'clock?
No way... so scared
Why can't I log in to the forum again just now...
You must have done a lot of wrong (bad) things, and this is the retribution.
Impotence =.= not subtle
You idiot on the 4th floor==
of Shenyang
Feixue, don't be afraid! Be good! It will be over soon! Don't be afraid!
Don't be afraid... it's only five o'clock, level one
It's only a little over level 5! What's there to be afraid of! (Indicating that I have never personally experienced an earthquake, only the 2008 freezing disaster {which was really just a two-week power outage})
The government won't spend a single cent to comfort you!!
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