[Qinyuanchun-Fang] is so classic and so funny! How can you miss it?

The original poster: Destroy the dry and decay @Meimeijiang Views: 342 Replies: 6 Posted in: 2013-01-25 23:12:45
[Qinyuanchun-House]
The wedding is coming, crazy men and women, rich villas, no money to live in.
Looking at Beijing and Shanghai, high-rise buildings.
Sales center, house slaves talk.
Get up early and go to bed late, waiting all night.
If you want to compare with the house price.
You need money,
Looking at the huge crowds of people, I am anxious about buying a house.
House prices are so inflated,
It has attracted countless white-collar workers to give in.
In the past, the emperors of Qin and Han Wu were helpless;
It's all gone, count the urban house slaves, but let's look at the present day
[The real reason why Taishang Laojun can't refine Sun Wukong]
The real reason why Taishang Laojun can't refine Sun Wukong is: in ancient times, the alchemy furnace was a coal furnace, which could only reach a maximum temperature of about 1200°C. Sun Wukong was a stone monkey, whose main component was silica, with a melting point of about 1600°C. It really couldn't be refined! How important it is to understand some science
I think it makes sense, so why was Sun Wukong refined into a blazing eye?
It turns out that silica is vitrified at the high temperature of 1200 degrees Celsius in the Bagua furnace, so it has a function similar to a demon mirror, and can see goblins and ghosts.
So why did the Bagua furnace break? It turns out that the composition of Sun Wukong is far from being as simple as silicon dioxide. There is also a part of calcium carbonate. Under the action of the Bagua furnace at 1200 degrees Celsius, the calcium carbonate decomposes:
CaCO3==CaO CO2. Carbon dioxide increases the pressure in the Bagua furnace, which eventually causes the Bagua furnace to explode, and Sun Wukong bursts out of the furnace!
So why did Sun Wukong become violent after emerging from the furnace? Because the calcium carbonate on his body turned into calcium oxide, it absorbed moisture in the air and reacted chemically to generate heat, so he became violent.
So why did Sun Wukong become gentle again later? Are you going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with Tang Monk? It turns out that Tathagata pressed Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain, where he was exposed to wind and sun all year round. The calcium oxide on Sun Wukong's body absorbed the rainwater and then turned into calcium hydroxide, so his temperament became gentle.
Why was Sun Wukong able to become a Buddha later? It turns out that on the way westward, the calcium hydroxide on Sun Wukong's body was constantly absorbing carbon dioxide, and finally turned into calcium carbonate after reaching the west, and turned into a hard golden body.
Popular science~
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Grave...
Sit and wait for the bubble to burst
Grave digging!
Damn,
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