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2BHave you ever
You were at home with your husband, and when you were too lazy to cook, you went out to eat at Pizza Hut. I queued up, took a number, and waited without paying attention. Five minutes later, I heard the waiter call: "2B! Is there 2B? Is 2B here?"
Then, I looked down and ran over excitedly: "Yes, yes! I am."
The people around me started laughing. When I turned around, my husband pretended not to recognize me... …
Unicom recognizes his father
A master went to Shaolin PK and shouted: "Masters, please sign up!" "The poor monk Yuantong! The poor monk Shentong! The poor monk Huitong! The poor monk Zhongtong!" The master said angrily: "TMD, has your Shaolin Temple restructured and established an express delivery company? Is the abbot SF Express?" Suddenly, Fang The father-in-law flashed out from behind and said: "Donor, calm down, the poor monk's name is Global Communication." The master knelt down on the spot and cried: "Dad, I am your long-lost son - China Unicom!"
Blind dates are despised
I have been working with the land all day long. Without a high salary, I will not buy a house. "Many people look down on farmers and think they can't afford a house because of their low income. This is irrational!" The male guest interrupted: "I am not a farmer, I am a real estate developer!"
