1. After we broke up, I don't ask for anything. I just hope that every woman you have in the future will be worse than the other.
2. There is a kind of couple status called: see you, but never leave. ——Not seen, not separated either.
3. If you don't want others to know, you have to be careful.
4. Tomorrow comes tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, you might as well put them off any longer.
5. The eyes are the windows to the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the window sill of the soul.
7. Many of my friends are usually gentle and polite, but as soon as they drive on the road, they instantly turn into scoundrels, making endless filthy remarks: "CNMD doesn't know how to turn on the lights," "Can MLGB know how to drive?" "SB is blind."
8. If your recent visitor finally has that name that you can't let go of for a long time, don't be too happy. He (she) may be holding his new love in his left hand, pointing to your photo with his right hand and saying: "Look, this one still can't be released until now." Get rid of my idiot!"
9. Yang Lan said: I once heard Bai Yansong say: Chai Jing's last words before she disappeared were: Don't forget Jobs's teachings: Bill Gates once said to me: Buffett said: There is a great scholar in China called Lu Xun. He said: Never forget Hu Shi's earnest teachings: Confucius said: Never believe in famous quotes.
10. First couplet: Ten students, nine of them were busy taking the exam, preparing for the exam for eight days, getting up at seven o'clock, memorizing six relatives and not recognizing their facial features, for three big questions in the four-page test paper, and in the end they were confused and in a mess...
Second couplet : A school, two exam weeks, three tasteless meals, surrounded by cold wind, so anxious that the internal organs are exhausted and the six internal organs are incomplete. In order to fail in eight subjects during the seven-week winter vacation, I ended up in the ninth grade of No. 1 middle school, a very miserable life...
Hengpi: Welcome to the university!
11. If a fat man practices yoga every day, he will become a soft fat man in three months. . .
If a fat man exercises every day, he will become a healthy fat man;
If a fat man diets every day, he will become a weak fat man;
If a fat man goes on a hunger strike, then he will become a fat man. . . Damn fat man~
