This teacher is so good
During the exam, students used their mobile phones to copy answers. Finished copying. I found the teacher behind me! The teacher said gently: "Have you finished copying? Put it away when you're done. There are cameras." Later I found out that the teacher had been standing behind him to help block the cameras.
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My cousin is chasing a girl at school, texting her countless messages every day, but she never replies. I said to him: Young man, a woman's nature is just gossip and curiosity; with you like this, you still want to flirt? Watch your cousin. I used his phone to send her a message: You are one of the top three beauties in our school, but I only like you. Half a minute later, she replied: Who are the other two, why do you only like me?
Dating in middle school, parents are flawless; dating in high school, parents tear everything apart; in college, realizing you can't get into a relationship, parents start making things up out of nothing; after starting work, finally finding a partner, but someone else snatches them away…
Above a bachelor's degree is a master's, after a master's is a doctorate, and after a doctorate, there is a postdoctorate. So what comes after a postdoctorate? If you are brave enough to study for another two years, you become a warrior; studying for five years makes you a strong warrior; studying for seven years makes you a martyr. After a martyr, the Ministry of Education will introduce a Saint Seiya: studying for two years makes you bronze, five years silver, and seven years gold. Girls who are willing to continue studying after graduation have the chance to become Athena!
My roommates downloaded a few special effects sounds from the internet, and they were pretty realistic. Last night, after lights out, the whole dorm had a collective lapse in judgment, and we played firecracker recordings on the balcony for a minute. Then people upstairs started constantly yelling at us, so I shouted, 'Do you dare to scold me?' and then played a gunshot recording. Five seconds later, the whole building went silent. Half an hour later, five police cars appeared under the dorm building...
In high school, I had a girlfriend, and we got along very well. Our QQ nicknames were very couple-like; her nickname was 'Sad Little Ant,' and mine was 'Sad Big Ant.'
But the good times didn't last long. Our homeroom teacher found out about our relationship. Out of concern for our studies, he immediately broke us up, and we were forced to part ways.
A few days later, I happened to go online and noticed that the homeroom teacher had also changed his QQ nickname; his was 'Happy Anteater.'
But the good times didn't last long. Our homeroom teacher found out about our relationship. Out of concern for our studies, he immediately broke us up, and we were forced to part ways.
A few days later, I happened to go online and noticed that the homeroom teacher had also changed his QQ nickname; his was 'Happy Anteater.'
The teacher was giving a lesson and saw two students sleeping with their heads on their books. One of them was an excellent student, and the other was a poor student. The teacher pulled up the poor student and scolded him: 'You unmotivated fellow, you fall asleep as soon as you look at a book. Look at the other one, even when sleeping he is looking at a book.'
The dark horse was put in prison. The warden pointed to another person and said to the dark horse: 'That is your roommate, get along well!' After saying that, the warden left. The roommate said to the dark horse, 'Hey! What did you do to end up here?' The dark horse answered leisurely, 'I opened a window while working.' The roommate was shocked: 'What? Opening a window at work is illegal?' The dark horse had no choice but to explain: 'I... I work on a submarine.'
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