The ship crashed and a man and six people drifted to a desert island. After some coordination, the women reached an agreement: they would be used on a rotating basis from Monday to Saturday. The man had only Sunday to rest and was miserable; after a while, another man drifted to the island. "Great, I can finally lighten up a little bit of my burden!" the man thought to himself. As a result, he won't be able to take Sunday off either.
The vendor: "Hey, do you want cucumbers? You just cut the seedlings, and here they are, your grains, these burrs, this feel, this weight..." The woman who was picking vegetables said: "Go away! I have a man!"
By the way, Guan Yu was shot with a poisonous arrow in the arm~~~. Hua Tuo scraped his bones to treat the poison. Guan Yu asked Hua Tuo: "Master, this injury won't affect me, right?" Hua Tuo thought for a while and said, "Well, it depends on which hand you are used to using.
The most connotative Chinese characters are the greediest: Huang; the most direct: Kun; the most western: bite; the proudest: goose; the least afraid of being burned: Jiong; The most emotional one: Sundial; The most awesome one: Hao; The most painful one: Drought; The most vivid one: Individual; Bigamy for the lady: Today's period: Late; Going to bed when you see someone: Summer; Solving it by yourself: Meeting. Are you evil?
That night, he drank with his friend in the same dormitory, and after getting drunk, he revealed: "I have the habit of sleeping naked." "Brother smiled and said smoothly: "I know, and you always sleep hard every time. "After saying that, both of them were stunned. He stared at the other person's face with a deepening smile and said slowly: "...Have I found the reason why my back hurts every day? …"
