1) Xiao explained to the police that he did not have MaiYin: I just sold condoms for two yuan for two hundred yuan, which at best was raising the price. Police: What happened next? Said: Teach him how to use it, it is an after-sales service.
2): After the performance, the leader came on stage and took the hand of the beautiful Mongolian actress and asked her her name. The actress said excitedly: Malegebi.
3) There was only one piece of cake left at the birthday party, and the word "birthday" happened to be written on it. The boy generously picked up the knife and cut it in two, and said to the girl gently: "I am responsible for the 'day', and you are responsible for the 'life', okay?"
4) Life quotes: When work and love are not as you like, you can take out the little brother, stare at it, and meditate on the spirit it contains: it can be long or short, thick or thin, stretch or bend, soft or hard, learn it, and the difficulties in front of you are nothing!
5) A little kid in a kindergarten was hiding in the toilet and smoking. He was caught by the teacher. The teacher asked him why he smoked. He lowered his head and replied deeply: The motherland has not been reunified, and he feels very depressed!
6) The director danced with the beautiful virgin. During the dance, the director was a little excited and his lower body stood up. The virgin noticed it and asked curiously: What is that underneath you? Director: Below me is the section chief. Virgin: Although the official is not big, he is quite tough
7) The female mayor and the male secretary went to a banquet together. While they were happy during the dinner, the secretary said: The secretary has usually been the mayor! The female mayor responded smartly: Yes, secretaries are usually born (promoted) to the mayor!
8) Some people say: Smart people can inspire men, beautiful women can confuse men, talented women can attract men, women with status can play with men, and women who have everything can make a lot of men miserable! 9) A man and a woman were crossing a bridge. There was a tiger on the bridge glaring at him. The woman thought for a moment and then took off her clothes. The man also took off his clothes and passed by, but was jumped by the tiger. The man is confused? Tiger said: Do you think the stick you have is Wu Song?
10) The teacher asked the students to use "wrinkles" to make sentences. One student wrote: There are many wrinkles on my father's balls. The teacher criticized parents for not letting their children go everywhere. The parent explained: This child has been careless since he was a child. He missed writing the word "face". Did you laugh?
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