"Introduction"
\ While browsing the forum, I saw a very exciting (disgusting) post. Do you want to use a unique language to express your mood and feelings? So, what do you use to reply? I hope you all can post your own interesting replies to this thread! Let's take a look at these replies first!
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[Upvote]
On behalf of President Li Shimin, Chairman of the Military Commission Genghis Khan, Premier Zhuge Liang of the State Council, Director Zhang Heng of the Ministry of Geology, Director Zhan Zhao of the Ministry of Public Security, Director Xu Xiake of the Land and Resources Bureau, Director Bao Zheng of the Supreme People's Court, Director Lin Zexu of the National Drug Control Administration, Director Wu Zetian of the Women's Federation, Director Tang Bohu of the Ministry of Culture, and Director Qu Yuan of the National Diving Team, I support your post.
[Han Hao]
I was cruel and decided to ignore the poster's post regardless of my conscience. A deep sense of guilt hit my heart. For a moment, I burst into tears. I realized that in my long journey of life, I will experience long-term soul struggle and mental pain because of this disgraceful post. I couldn't help but yell at the screen: Poster, don't post such bad posts in the future.
[Funny]
Owner, I'm amazed by your bones. You are a unique genius in posting powerful posts! I have a private collection of Sanlu here! And Sheng Yuan, who just joined yesterday...it helps brain development, can infinitely expand your thinking, and makes your writing a strong post! How about it? I'll sell it to you for three yuan a pack cheaper!
[Winning Lottery]
Dear poster, congratulations on winning the recharge grand prize given by China Mobile. Scratch off the 18-digit recharge code ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■. Scratch hard. We are not responsible for scratching the screen. Please contact 10086 for details. The final interpretation of the event belongs to me.
【Upvote】
Upvote! This word is used well and fully expresses the strong sense of trust and approval given by the commenter to the poster. It also expresses the inner shock of the commenter. Ending with an exclamation point is simply the finishing touch, a master level!
[Not suitable for children]
As a dry cloth for the crotch, your hands must first go deep into the skirt, lift up the skirt, think about what is in the skirt, and worry about what is urgent in the skirt. Only by understanding people's clothing, grasping the situation, insisting on not leaking, and going in and out of the skirt together, can we finally set off the climax of the sexual movement in the skirt, satisfy the skirt, and put the crotch at ease.
[Detective Edition]
Why did the 90-year-old woman die naked on the street? ? Why do hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? ? Why are condoms in canteens often stolen? ? Why are girls' underwear in dormitories so frequently stolen? ? Who was responsible for the case of a woman fucking a sow with a serial bow? ? The old nun's door is knocked every night. Is it a human or a ghost? ? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little bitches? ? Behind all this,? Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? ? Is it a sexual explosion or a desperate need? ? Please pay attention to CCTV12's annual masterpiece "The Road of No Return" by CCTV 12 tonight at 9 o'clock? Let's follow the camera into the inner world of the poster's pervert...
[A budget-conscious type]
I like to find posts with few people to reply to. If it sinks, I will feel a sense of accomplishment. I feel like I was the one who made it sink. If it becomes popular, I will also sit in the front row. , this TMD is called a sure profit without losing money!
[Nonsense type]
...After reading this post, I did not reply immediately because I was afraid that my vulgar reply would tarnish this rare post on the Internet. But I still replied because I felt that if I couldn't leave my online name behind such a wonderful post, I would never die in peace! How proud I am to be able to leave my own name behind such a wonderful post!
[Short Sentence]
Owner, my admiration for you is like the endless waves of a river...10,000 words are omitted here...
[Physician Version]
Hello, postmaster, I am the attending physician of the "Chinese Psychiatric Research Center". The leaders of our hospital attach great importance to your situation and sent me to help you get rid of the disease. Please believe in doctors and cooperate with us, mental illness can be prevented and controlled. You have to build up strong confidence, and we will definitely allow you to live a normal life again!
[Low-key type]
As a well-known figure in the world, I am very low-key, but I am very cautious when posting. Fame is given by everyone, and status is fought for by brothers. We must be responsible to everyone! The poster's post is really good! On behalf of all the brothers and sisters in the world, I support you! All the replies you receive next are my arrangements for them to support you. I am "low-key" in two words, you just need to know...
[Funny]
After reading the poster's post, I looked solemn, turned off my phone, stood up, opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of Farmer's Spring, held it in my hand and walked to the window, staring into the distance, outside It was raining lightly in the gray sky. Looking out the window, my mood became even more melancholy. I could no longer suppress my inner emotions. I opened the window and shouted loudly out of the window: Host, what you wrote is such a stupid thing
[expletive]
Hello, host! Because your post is so great! Obtained from:
.God lacked a mobile phone, so he took Steve Jobs away... God lacked bodyguards, so he took Bruce Lee away... God lacked a killer. So he took bin Laden away... God was in need of a singer, so Leslie Cheung took him away... God was in need of a dancer, so he took Jackson away... Great God, are you in need of SB? Please take the poster away...
[Literary Talent]
This post is gorgeous, ingenious in layout, gorgeous in rhetoric, neat in dialogue, and novel in conception. It is the best I have ever seen in my life. It is comparable to Li Bai's Tang poems, Dongpo's Song lyrics, Han Qing's Yuan tunes, and Qu Yuan's Li. *, it can be said that it is unprecedented and unprecedented~ It should be written by famous people and compiled by experts, so that it can be passed down to future generations for people to admire~
[Jianghu].
As a prominent figure in the Jianghu, I am very low-key, but I am very cautious when commenting. Fame is given by everyone, and status is fought for by brothers. We must be responsible to everyone! The poster's post is really good! On behalf of all the brothers and sisters in the world, I support you! All the replies you receive next are my arrangements for them to support you. I'm a person who can only be "low-key". Come on, every time I see a post like this, I can't help but sit cross-legged, my anger sinking in my pubic area, and I can't help but burst out with one word between my red lips and white teeth! Then he jumped up, flipped three times, and drank a word of water with just a snap of his fingers! Sweeping the entire army with one move, he used the strength to jump back and stand on a perfume lily, and said the last word! Then he used the best light kung fu in the world to step on Ye Feitian, and he left...
Owner, do you think I can't find you by hiding here? It's useless. A wretched male like you is like the rat excrement in the old hot soup. You are so distinctive and outstanding. Your greasy beard, exaggerated and everted lips, sneaky eyes, miraculous way of holding the tube, and the cup of milky white unknown liquid in your hand have deeply betrayed you... The poster here is here to confuse the public and harm the common people. I can't bear it! In order to save all living beings from water and fire, to show the compassion of the Buddha, to destroy the evil spirits of demons and people, and to promote the power of the Buddha's Dharma, the poor monk could only pick up a piece of cake on the ground. The root tree stabbed the poster in the chest, I will punch your lungs. A cow was grazing leisurely. Suddenly a bull ran towards the cow in a panic, shouting as he ran, "Run," a poster who loved to brag came, and the cow hurriedly ran after him. As he ran, he asked the bull, "The poster likes to brag, so why are you panicking?" The bull breathlessly said, "Don't you?" I know that the poster who got thousands of dollars also loves to bullshit...
No matter how good the post is or how poorly it is written, I always lower my head silently with a bottle in my hand. I am not here to make soy sauce, I am here to get experience. No matter how much the poster despises me and how much my friends hate me, it is just for that sentence: successful reply, experience +10
As a sofa, I feel a heavy responsibility. If I Without replying, the poster thought he was playing the stand-alone version of the forum. In addition, I wanted to pet the dog's head on the third floor. The reason why I didn't touch the second floor was because I was afraid that someone would grab the sofa from me and accidentally touch myself.
