Ruined.

1. The puppy said to the kitten: 'Guess how many candies I have in my pocket?' The kitten asked: 'If I guess correctly, will you let me have them?' The puppy nodded: 'Yes, if you guess right, you can have both!' The kitten swallowed and said: 'I guess five!' Then, the puppy smiled and put the candies in the kitten's paw, saying: 'I still owe you three.' — This isn't a low-intelligence joke; it's because I love you, so I allow your little greed. \ The cat excitedly ate the two candies mixed with a large amount of sleeping pills and passed out. Then it was raped by the dog.\ 2. After breaking up, a man and a woman unexpectedly meet years later in a city. Man: 'How have you been?' Woman: 'Good.' Man: 'How is he?' Woman: 'Good.' The woman asked, 'And you?' Man replied, 'Good.' Woman: 'And she?' Man: 'She just told me she's good.' This is my favorite love story.\ After a moment of silence, the woman said: 'Have you heard of Amway?'\ 3. He fell asleep on the table, and she found his diary in his bag; this was his fourth year secretly in love with her. On the first page of the diary, he wrote that once he finished writing this book, he would confess to her. She carefully put the diary back in the bag and tore out all the blank pages in the diary.\ Then, she held the torn pieces over her stomach and ran to the restroom.\ 4. Outside the obstetrics surgery room, she nervously held his hand: 'Honey, do you want a boy or a girl?' 'I like both. If it's a girl, I'll protect you two; if it's a boy, we two will protect you.' Tears brimmed in her eyes! He leaned in and whispered in her ear: 'Also, if it's twins, it will be just right to make a full mahjong table.' She giggled! He watched anxiously as the nurse pushed her in and waited outside.\ In his mind, he couldn't get rid of the image of that nurse's barely visible bosom.\ 5. A Black driver drove a White mother and son. The boy asked: 'Why is the driver's skin different from ours?' The mother answered: 'God created people of different colors to make the world colorful.' At the destination, the Black driver insisted on not taking money. He said: 'When I was a child, I asked my mother the same question. She said being Black meant being destined to be inferior. If she had answered like your mother, today I might have achieved more.'\ After getting off, the child said: 'Mom, every time we take a Black driver, we save a lot of money.'\ 6. On the train, a boy was posting on Weibo with his phone. He wrote: 'On the train, I fell in love with her at first sight. She hates the smell of smoke. For some reason, she keeps staring out the window…' The boy quietly watched her, thinking she must not know. After a while, someone replied on Weibo: 'Because the window reflects you.' The boy looked up; she was smiling at him.\ Then she silently handed him a business card. It said: Ping An Insurance.