One day, colleague Xiao Zhang asked a female colleague, 'Do you know what carrots can be used for?' Woman: 'I don't know.' Then he asked, 'Do you know what cucumbers can be used for?' Woman: 'I don't know either.' He asked again, 'What about eggplants?' Woman: 'Still don't know.' The man helplessly said, 'What about steamed buns then!' Woman: 'Those can too? … … Did you understand that? Relevant authorities caught a Russian lady at "Heaven on Earth."
Interrogator: 'How many clients do you see per day?'
Russian lady stammered: 'Um… six or seven?'
Interrogator slammed the table angrily and asked: 'Exactly how many?'
Russian lady sneered: 'Exactly? … That I truly don't have!'
