Actually, I am also a handsome guy, but she is just my younger sister.

Picking up girls, instant noodles, bubbles, today I went to my grandma's house, and on the way back, I saw a few beautiful women and couldn't help but sigh: when did my village get a few monsters again? They turned their heads sharply, and then one of them tugged me, tonight at the village entrance, inexplicably, I nodded. Then I went home, took a dump, relaxed a bit, and when wiping, suddenly realized there was no toilet paper. Awesome, I dialed a number, hurry up, and within two minutes, the sound of police cars came, through the window I saw there were also fire trucks, and even a drone in the sky, what's going on? I looked at the contacts, wasn't that a short number I just dialed? Then I was rescued, pretty cool, right? Be proud of me, be proud for me, cheer for me, get psyched for me…