It's been 77,233 months, let's commemorate it!
I've been here for so long and I don't know what I've been doing? It seems like I fail at everything. I heard that it's possible to get married, so I went around looking for women to marry, but man proposes, God disposes. All I found were men, claiming to be women. I guess my heart is broken! Today I saw women—Ximeng and Liuyan. My intuition tells me I can't let go. I am proposing to you here, hoping you will say yes, to have one person's heart and never part till old age. Please accept my proposal. If you don't agree, just take it as a joke.
