I have never seen the poet in my life, yet when I see him, the poet is eight zhang tall. If the poet is not eight zhang tall, how could he fart over a high wall? Among all the writings in the world, three rivers stand out; among the three rivers' writings, my hometown stands out. Among the writings from my hometown, my younger brother's stand out; my younger brother and I study writing.
(1) Plant a pumpkin as big as the Earth, placing it atop the Five Great Mountains. Throw it into the Pacific Ocean, and the Earth gains another continent.
(2) A rice ear grows long and long, bridging the banks of the Yellow River. Ten cars drive side by side, and the train passes without shaking.
(3) A fat pig, huge and long, stretches across the Pacific. Airplanes can land on its back, the pig's body becomes an airport.
(4) Rice stacks piled pointed and round, villagers stack rice up to the sky. Tugging at a strip of white cloud to wipe sweat, getting close to the sun to smoke a bag. Electric lights overhead, cockroaches on the ground. Sprinkle some DDT, and the cockroaches all die. If anyone comes here, it must be an unusual relationship. One day if illness strikes, so what if the nurse touches you.
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Goose, goose, goose, bend your neck to be cut with a knife, pluck feathers and add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot. Li Bai rides the boat without paying, the boatman kicks him into the water, the Peach Blossom Pool is a thousand feet deep, not knowing whether Li Bai is dead or alive.
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