1. She is a beautiful girl. She brushes her teeth five times a day!
2. Once upon a time, there was a girl who really liked eating spicy hot pot, but later her boyfriend wouldn't let her eat it...
3. Hahaha, so happy, my calendar will be rewritten from now on — June 31st!
4. In college, a few classmates and I started a 'Qiu Kun Society,' but later the school said it was an illegal organization and shut it down...
5. If you can't become a juren, how can you cozy up to the third-place scholar?
6. The girl sighed and said: 'Finally some blood. Does that mean this disaster is avoided...'
7. Here's a sausage for you to stave off hunger~
8. At night, the two whispered on the phone. Girl (soft as water): Darling, do you miss me? Boy: Yes, I miss you very much! Girl (extremely shy): Then...how much do you miss me? Boy: Um...I miss you so much that my right hand dislocated! Girl: #@!#%$ Boy: Do you miss me? Girl: Of course~ Boy: How much? Girl: I...I...I miss you so much that my phone got waterlogged~
9. Just now I was video chatting with a girl, and she said she wanted to see me perform a pole dance. I took out my nunchucks and was about to start, and the girl suddenly asked curiously: 'Huh, you have this too?'
[Implication] It is said that anyone who fully understands it will be very evil!
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