A few corny jokes my friend told me
1. Breakup\Stone and rice cake fight; Stone flew up and kicked the rice cake into the sea.\Once upon a time, there was a couple who privately promised to be together for life. However, the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and promised to meet her three years later, at which time the ring would serve as a wedding ring. Finally, after three years, the girl had been waiting for the boy but never saw him. Heartbroken and in despair, she threw the ring into the sea and left for another place. However, the boy had been waiting for her too, but the girl misunderstood the meeting place, and it became a regret forever. The boy was heartbroken... years later, the boy went fishing. Can you guess what he caught?\。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。\。。。。。。。。。。。。。\| 。。。。。。。。。。。。。\。。。。。。。。。。。。。\。。。。。。。。。。。。。\。。。。。。。。。。。。。\。。。。。。。。。。。。。\A rice cake!\Comment: At first, I thought that the rice cake in this story wasn't the same as the one in the breakup.\2. Breakup 2\Let me tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a couple who privately promised to be together for life. However, the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and promised to meet her three years later, at which time the ring would serve as a wedding ring.\Finally, three years passed. On the boat returning home, the boy heard news that the woman was getting married. Heartbroken and desperate, he threw the ring into the sea. Three days later, the boat docked. The boy went to a small restaurant in the street to eat. A fish was served. He took a bite of the fish, felt something hard, spat it out, and looked. Holy moly! Can you guess what he saw?\Fish bone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\Comment: After reading the first story, I thought this one was about the ring, but then...\3. Penguin\A little penguin asked his grandmother: "Grandma~~~Am I a penguin?"\Grandma said: "Yes, of course, you are a penguin."\Then he went to ask his father: "Dad~~~Am I a penguin?"\Father said: "Of course, you are a penguin."\Little penguin: "But I feel so cold...."\Comment: Speaking of which, the penguin feels cold, then what about the polar bear?\4. So Cold\An appliance store is holding a joke contest,\requiring every appliance to tell a joke,\and make every audience member laugh out loud,\otherwise, they will be sent to Aruba.First to appear was the washing machine. After it finished telling a joke, the whole audience burst into laughter. Suddenly, the rice cooker said, 'So cold~~~' So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next up was the smartest computer. After it finished telling its joke, all the appliances laughed uproariously, and again the rice cooker said, 'So cold~~~' So the computer was also taken to Aruba. The third one was the funniest desk lamp. The desk lamp confidently told its joke, and everyone laughed on the floor, rolling around, and the rice cooker said again, 'So cold~~~' Just as the desk lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned to the refrigerator sitting behind it, and said, 'I've had enough of you laughing just because you feel like it. Don't open your mouth so wide; it's really cold.'
