The latest funny jokes of 2013, definitely some you haven't seen before..

I am a man. Right now I'm squatting in the toilet when suddenly I hear a girl's voice on my right saying: 'So annoying, he didn't flush after using the toilet.' The key point is that there's a guy on the left saying: 'Not flushing is more common nowadays.' I was like, what the hell, where exactly am I? Where am I?\Today a colleague came in, a beautiful woman. She has a masculine name: Liu Changcheng. When I heard 'Changcheng,' I suddenly felt heroic and shouted: 'He who does not climb the Great Wall is not a true man...' Instantly, the place went silent, and the new female colleague blushed and lowered her head. I was confused too.\Because of the hot weather, I bought yogurt, drinks, and popsicles for my colleagues (they went like crazy, office life, you know). Then, during the snack exchange, a girl who got yogurt said to a guy who got a popsicle: 'Do you want some of my milk? I can let you sip a bit.' The guy calmly handed over his popsicle: 'Do you want my stick? You can lick it a little.' Everyone in the sales office burst out laughing, yogurt and drinks flew everywhere!\My son asked his dad: 'When will our family get rich?' Dad pursed his lips towards the room and shouted: 'That will only happen when the jewelry shops and clothing stores close down.' Mom was in the next room trying on new clothes, and hearing this, she said to our son: 'Don't listen to your dad. Our family will only get rich if the cigarette factory and the wine factory both go bankrupt!'\Today a buddy sent me a text: 'Saw a beautiful girl on the bus and missed my stop.' I replied: 'How pretty was she?' He said: 'I missed four stops…'\My husband has been getting increasingly chubby after marriage. One day, after dinner, I stared at his belly and exclaimed: 'Honey, you're pregnant.' My husband touched his belly and calmly said: 'Yes, three months already. So you wash the dishes; I need to nurture the baby.'