Posting a joke, very long. (Reposted from Baidu Tieba)

One day the Demon King kidnapped the princess. The princess kept yelling at the Demon King: 'Go ahead and shout until you lose your voice... no one will come to save you...' Princess: 'Shout until I lose my voice... shout until I lose my voice...' No one: 'Princess... I'm here to save you...' Demon King: 'Speak of the devil...' Cao Cao: 'Demon King... why are you calling me?' Demon King: 'Whoa... a ghost!' Ghost: 'Damn! I've been discovered...' Damn: 'Hey ghost, you can see me...' Demon King: 'Oh, my God!' God: 'Who called me?' Who: 'No one called you...' No one: 'I did not! Stop pretending!' Pretending: 'Who is pretending about me?' Who: 'You are talking about me again? Are you picking a fight?' Trouble: 'Which one is looking for me?' Which one: 'Looking for you? I am not... huh, there are a lot of people here.' A lot of people: 'I just got here... who are you?' Which one: 'I am not anyone.' Who: 'He is not me.' Princess: 'Is everyone here to save me?' Everyone: 'I am not here to save you, just to watch the excitement.' Excitement: 'What's so good to watch about me?' God: 'It's none of my business, I'm leaving first.' Demon King: 'Answer one question before you leave, why are so many people saving the princess? How am I, the Demon King, supposed to continue acting?' Continue: 'Why do you want a fine Demon King to act as me?' Princess: 'If no one acts as the Demon King, I can leave.' No one: 'If I act as the Demon King, how could I let you go...' How could: 'I surely won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.' Excitement: 'Why are you watching me?' What: 'You actually want to "do" me? You rogue!' You actually: 'I did not!' I: 'What does it have to do with me?' Demon King: 'Damn! I'm going crazy...' Damn: 'Why are you shouting at me!...' Gone crazy: 'What do you want me to do?' You want me: 'I don't know anything!' I know nothing: 'How would I know!' How would I know: 'I am here! Is anyone calling me?' Someone: 'I didn't call you!' I did not: 'Who called him then?' Who: 'It's unfair... I did not...' I did not: 'I did not accuse you...' You: 'I doubt you dare anyway.' Doubt you: 'Who says I don't dare!?' Who: 'Please... I didn't say anything at all!' I said nothing: 'What do you want me to say?' I say nothing: '...You... aren't you my long-lost brother?'"
My long-lost brother: "Prison..." My name is so long... I'll still be called out, ah..."
Who: "... I need to leave this place of trouble quickly."
Right: "So this is my turf..."
I didn't do anything¬: "Don't bother Allah talking..."
Don't argue Allah: "I'm not talking..."
I didn't: "I'm not talking..."
I don't do anything: "-_-


"... Let's go... Let's go outside and talk..."
Go: "I'm sorry..." (shy)"
I didn't do anything: "None of your damn business..." Disappear..." (The two brothers walk out angrily)
None of your business: "Ugh... Why did you kick me out..."
Why: "I'm not trying to kick you out... Be good... Don't cry"
I didn't: "Oh... What does this have to do with me again"
What does it have to do with me? "What?" Did someone call me?"
Someone: "Who wants to call you..."
Someone: "I really have to leave..." T.T"
Go: "I'm really sorry...*V.V*" (


"Who


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None of your business: "... Aren't you my cousin?"
What does it have to do with me:"... Cousin... Long time no see..."
Long time: "I'm not here..."
Demon King: "Are you done yet?"
Isn't it enough?
Aren't you: "He doesn't have me?"
You: "I don't have him."
Me: "Who said that?"
Who: "Why did you call me?"
"You actually want to me?"
You: "I won't him."
Me only: "Who said I wouldn't?"
Who: "I'm wronged!" I didn't say ......"
Said: "Why did you call me?"
Ma: "You two are so shameless!"
You two: "I want to!" I want it!"
Face: "Who wants me?"
Who: "I don't want to."
Demon King: "Hurry up, and besides, I'm going to kick someone out."
Renla: "Kick me out?" Looking for a K"
K: "Who's looking for me?"
Who: "aaaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, and if you mention me again, I'll kill him!"
Him: "Don't kill me."
Me: "Who wants to kill me?"
Someone: "Finally let me catch one, kill me............"
One: "Don't catch me."
Me: "I've had enough. If anyone mentions my name again, I won't let you off!"
Who: "Watch my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"
Me: "Watch my Nine Yin White Bone Claw!"
Dragon Subduing Eighteen Palms: "What do I have to see?"
Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "What's so interesting about me?"
What's interesting:" Brother, I finally found you!"
What's interesting: "Bro, let's go out and talk."
Demon King: "Damn..." This is a family reunion event..."
From then on, the Demon King really developed schizophrenia...