Chen Ou style! It's on fire!

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Original: You only smell my perfume, but you don't see my sweat. You have your rules, I have my choices. You laugh at me for having nothing and being unworthy of love, I pity you for always waiting. You can mock our youth, but we will prove whose era this is. Being alone is destined to be a lonely journey, with doubts and ridicule along the way. But so what? Even if I get bruised and battered, I will live beautifully. I am Chen Ou, and I speak for myself!

CF version: You only see my rank, but you don't see my strength. You have your shooting skills, I have my awareness. You deny my abilities, I decide my future, you laugh at me for finishing last in matches and being unworthy of gaming, I pity you for always farming noobs. You can underestimate my personal abilities, we will prove that this is not a one-man game. Being a champion is destined to be a team journey, with doubts and ridicule along the way. But so what? Even if finishing last countless times, I will play beautifully. I am a CF player, and I play with passion.

Buddy version: You only see my camaraderie but don't feel my helplessness. You have your girlfriend, I have my buddy. You laugh at me for having nothing and being unworthy of love, I pity you for always lacking love. You can underestimate our loneliness, we prove that this is the era of buddies. Losers express our helplessness, and normally there's plenty of contempt and ridicule. But so what? Even if lonely and empty inside, we will live beautifully. I am a buddy, I only represent our loyalty.

Post-90s version: You only see my unruliness, but not my limits. You have your rules, I have my path. You laugh at me for being brainless and weak, unworthy to mix in society, I pity you for always being pathological. You can underestimate our style, we will show whose era it is! Being alone is destined to be a lonely journey, with doubts and ridicule along the way. But so what? Even if severely tricked, I will be tricked beautifully. I am from the post-90s generation, I speak for myself.

High school version: You only see my grades, but you don't see my effort. You have your exam papers, I have my answers. You laugh at me for not scoring high enough and being unworthy of fun, I pity you for always aiming for prestigious schools. You can underestimate our grades, we will prove whose era this is. Studying is destined to be a painful journey, with setbacks and low marks along the way. But so what? Even if I fail a course, I will fail calmly. I am a high school student, I speak for myself.

Single version: You only see my singleness, but not my efforts;You have your standards, I have my tenderness; you laugh at me for not being pretty enough, for not being worthy of love; I pity you for always being so shallow. You can belittle my truth, goodness, and beauty, but I will prove whose era this is. Love is a journey destined for pain; disappointments and being single are inevitable along the way. But so what? Even if single, one should be brilliantly single. I am single, and I speak for myself.\ Floor-snatching edition: You only see the number of floors I've snagged, but not my internet speed. You have your replies, I have my typing speed. You laugh at me for having nothing, for being unworthy of snapping floors, I pity you for always getting sniped, destined to be lonely. You can underestimate my speed, but I will prove whose era this is. Snapping floors is a journey destined for loneliness, with complaints and ridicule along the way. But so what? Even if points are credited, I will grab them beautifully. I am the floor-snatching bro, and I speak for myself.\ Spam edition: You only see me spamming your posts, but not the reason behind it. You have your posts, I have my replies. You deny my present, I decide my future. You laugh at me for having nothing, for being unworthy of replying, I pity you for only knowing how to post. You may ignore my replies, but I will prove whose era this is. Spamming posts is a journey destined for solitude. Contempt and scorn are inevitable along the way, but so what? Even if constantly deleted, I will reply beautifully. I am Water God Xiao K~ I speak for myself! Spam on~\ Floor-flooding sis edition: You only see me flooding floors, but not my honor-preserving efforts. You have your posts, I have my floors. You laugh at my slow internet speed, deeming me unworthy of flooding, I laugh at you for always being helplessly flooded. You belittle my lack of literary talent, but we prove this is the era of screen-flooding. The path of flooding is full of "enough" and "get lost," but so what? Even if it consumes all the data, I will flood it beautifully. I grab a bowl of noodles and scoop salt from my pocket. I am Floor-flooding Sis, bringing salt for myself.\ Backup lover edition: You only see my failed attempts, but not my calloused hands.\You have your wealth and status, I have my fast speed.\You laugh at me for having nothing, for being unworthy of love, I pity you for always getting dumped after being used.\You can mock us for being simple and chubby, but we will prove in the end who is truly the one worshipping with loyalty.\Masturbation is destined to be a lonely journey, along the way there are inevitably empty cardboard boxes and an 80GB hard drive.\ But so what? Even if it causes bleeding and chafing, it must be done beautifully. I am a backup, I speak for myself.\ Version by Mr. Porn Pictures: You have your Tsuji Rola, I have my Wang Mengxi. You reject my pictures, I ignore your mailbox. You laugh at me for only posting casually, unworthy of masturbation. I pity you for always waiting for seeds. You may belittle our pictures, we will prove whose era this is. Posting threads is destined to be a lonely journey, along the way there are inevitably account bans and thread deletions. But so what? Even if the whole family deserts me, it must be done beautifully. I am Mr. Porn Pictures, I speak for myself.\ LOL Pro Version: You only see my godlike plays, but not my disastrous ones! You have your team wipes, I have my penta kills! You reject my team, I save my squad! I laugh at my skill cooldowns, unable to kill, but I fearlessly advance and destroy the enemy team! You may belittle my teammates, but I will prove this is my world! Becoming godlike is destined to be a difficult process, along the way there are inevitably reviews and ganks! But... so what? Even with four useless teammates, the victory must be stunning!\ LOL Elementary School Version: You only see my score, but not my age. You have your rules, I have my choices. You laugh at me for having nothing, unworthy of ranked play, I pity you for always losing streaks. You may ridicule our youth, but we will prove whose era this is. Solo queue is destined to be a lonely journey, along the way there are inevitably complaints and mockery. But so what? Even if QB arrives, the feed must be beautiful. I am an elementary school student, I speak for myself!\ Loser Version: You only see the wealthy handsome guy's Zhonghua, but not the loser's Hongta. You have your male idol, I have my female loser. You laugh at my three-point girlfriend, I pity you for being money-driven. You may belittle my taste, but I will prove that although a loser is poorer than the wealthy handsome, his heart is redder. A loser is destined to quietly make a comeback, along the way there is inevitably doubt and ridicule. But so what? Even if covered in wounds, the comeback must be splendid! I am a loser, I speak for myself~\ Dream Version: You only see my coldness, but not my passion;\ You have your passion, I have my coldness;\You can mock me for being cold and say I don't deserve passion, I pity you for never learning sincerity,\ I will prove that behind coldness lies the passion of dreams,,\ Dreams are destined to be a lonely journey, and harm along the way is inevitable,\ But so what? Even if I am battered and bruised, I will keep going,\ I am a dreamer, I speak for myself\ Soy Sauce Version: You mock the CAPTCHA I post, yet you can't see the steadily rising experience points along the way.\ You have your levels, I have my path of leveling up.\ You can belittle the currently unknown me, I will prove whose era this is.\ Playing soy sauce is destined to be a lonely journey, and along the way complaints and post deletions are unavoidable.\ But so what? Even if everyone deletes posts, I will still play a beautiful game of soy sauce.\ I am the Soy Sauce Emperor, I speak for myself.
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Bro, it seems that Xie is something I wrote...
To be honest: I only like the 'frank style' [pseudo] that I promote on forums…
Storm Battle Zone Edition: You only see my apocalyptic M249, but you haven't seen my HK417. You have your top kills, I have my best assists. You despise my gear, I scorn your skills. You laugh at my poor technique, thinking I'm not fit to provide cover; I laugh at your awful aim, thinking you're only good at drawing enemy fire. You can ignore my existence, but I prove my significance. Battle is destined to be a lonely journey, and along the way, disdain and contempt are inevitable. But so what? Even if I constantly fall, I will fight beautifully. I am Storm Battle Zone, and I speak for myself!
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