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1. The annual college football match, better than ever, was held as scheduled. Player from Team A: "You're definitely losing this time; the linesman is my uncle." Player from Team B: "But you don't know, your goalkeeper is my brother." // 2. Snail buying zongzi for Dragon Boat Festival Turtle wanted to eat zongzi, so he asked the snail to go buy some. After 2 hours, the snail still hadn't returned. The turtle got anxious and yelled: Damn it, if you don't come back soon, I'll starve to death! At this moment, a voice from outside the door was heard: You damn well stop saying that, I'm not going! // Ever since starting UC's compression relay, the internet speed has been painfully slow, and errors happen frequently. The joke above was the price I paid for logging in just now. What exactly is this compression relay?