18×. The most classic joke!

The village head got drunk and returned home at midnight, mistakenly lying in the pigpen. He asked his wife to pour him some water. The sow grunted a few times, and the village head said, 'Forget it if you won't pour it, why are you acting so coquettish?' He reached out and touched the pig's udder, laughing and scolding, 'Damn, bought a cheap leather jacket again, and it even has double buttons!' A girl with small breasts had a hard time getting married. During a blind date, a man asked if they were the size of a bun. The girl said yes, so the man agreed to the marriage. On the wedding night, the man ran out of the bridal chamber, looking up at the sky and shouting, 'Oh God, my little bun!' A certain man got drunk and mistakenly vomited in the women's restroom. By chance, a woman was urinating there. The man heard her and angrily said, 'I told you not to drink, why did you pour it?' The woman stopped in panic, but accidentally farted. The man, hearing this, got furious and said, 'Who the hell opened another bottle!' A camel and an elephant met on the road. The elephant said curiously, 'Wow, why are your boobs on your back? That's so weird.' The camel was displeased and said, 'Weirdo, step away, I don't talk to things with dicks on their face.'