【Original】Grass Mud Horse

Kiss Cao Ni Ma:
Sorry, I spelled miss as kiss. I kissed you accidentally. I'm really sorry. I am a son of a good family and an orthodox young man. I always keep my head high towards beauties. His chest, his high posture with an unsquinted gaze, earned him the nickname "Aloof Taijiro"; but today, it is hard to suppress the passion in his heart. He holds a solitary lamp at night, pays mosquitoes and flies with blood, and devotes all his energy and thought to writing this love letter to you. Alas, it is all your fault.
An ancient saying goes, "A beautiful smile brings a beautiful smile, and beautiful eyes look forward to it." Therefore, a beautiful woman must smile, and she must smile skillfully; beautiful eyes must look forward, looking around, so that all the men around him feel that you are looking at him. According to my observation, your smile and hope both appropriately indicate your status as a beauty. Ordinarily, if you laugh at you, what does it have to do with me? But you always laugh at me! Your smile lured away my soul and awakened my soul. I was sitting in the classroom, and my heart had already slipped out to dance with your beautiful eyes. My eyes were fixed on the textbook, and my spirit had already traveled on your clever smile. When time slipped away quietly, I suddenly realized that I had not read the textbook, reviewed the notes, and memorized the words. Woohoo, nothing had been accomplished! It's too late to regret it. I think you did this to me. As the saying goes, debts have their owners and injustices have their own owners. Naturally, I want to ask you for repayment. Therefore, I did not hesitate to destroy the reputation of "Aloof Taijirou" and decided to woo you. My pursuit of you is to collect debt from you.
The traditional Chinese concept is that a talented man should match a beautiful woman. Although I am not a talented man, but you are a real beauty, so I shouldn't bother you. But I also thought that I was still young, and it was not known that I might become a talented person in the future, so I might as well pretend to be a talented person for the time being, and privately thought that it would not be offensive for a talented person to pursue a beautiful lady. The ancients also said, "A graceful lady is like a gentleman." You are a lady, and you are graceful, and I have always regarded myself as a gentleman, so I should ask for you. You can't listen to all the words of the ancients, and you can't ignore them either.
Although I have been in love with you for a long time and my desire to collect debts is growing day by day, I have never dared to take action. If I hadn't met the beautiful woman again yesterday, my love in this life might have passed away with the wind. At that time, you smiled brightly at me, then lowered your head and lowered your eyebrows, and walked away. I can't help but think of the shyness with which you lowered your head, like a delicate poem about a narcissus that cannot stand the cool breeze. Afterwards, I went back to the laboratory to read, and happened to be in the first division with my girlfriend making love, so I had to quit and find a restaurant in the Fourth Archway. I took out my book and opened my notes, but I couldn't help but recall the beautiful memory I had just met on campus. I was suddenly thinking about it, my mind was relaxed and my mind was wandering, and I soon reached the state of enlightenment, seeing the book in front of me as if it were nothing. So I sighed in my heart: "Come on, come on, come on, let the grass mud horse hurt me again!" When you read this letter from me, you will see the most direct evidence that you have harmed me. I think you have done me the most harm and owe me the most. If I don't take action against you again, I will be in vain as a man and just a man. I can't forgive myself, you, or the many intoxicating smiles you gave me.
If it were "I want to pick the flowers but refuse", I would be very calm. There is no room for any reluctance in emotional matters. It's just that the debt you owe me is probably; the date of return is far away. It doesn't matter if I don't pay it back, I am a generous person, and I am by no means a bully landlord like Huang Shiren, and I will always repay my debts. Moreover, I know that the greatest advantage of being a woman is that a woman does not have to repay the debt she owes a man. If you think I still have the meaning of acquaintance, please meet at "Lao Lu Teahouse" by the Yuanyang Pond at 7:00 this Saturday night. I would like to remind you that if there is any reception along the way, it is purely fake. Please take bus No. 1 and get off at the University of Science and Technology station and walk 200 meters inward. At that time, I will be wearing a green suit, a pair of red shorts, a melon cap on my head, and a pair of high-waisted riding boots. I will hold a book of "Love and Demise" in my left hand, and a volume of "Girls' World" in my right hand. Please keep it in mind and never mistake others. In addition, I will also take a pack of "ptg" with me.This product is a special product outside the competition and an exotic treasure. It contains 18 kinds of vitamins and 24 trace elements. It has the effects of nourishing yin and nourishing yang, protecting the liver and strengthening the spleen, relaxing the meridians and dredging collaterals, activating blood circulation and removing blood stasis, beautifying the skin, and prolonging life. Long-term consumption can make the skin white and rosy, which is different from others. The quantity is limited, so hurry up if you want to try it, don't miss this opportunity! I think that a girl as beautiful, kind, gentle and considerate as you will never reveal this letter of mine to others, let alone show it off. My so-called little fragile self-esteem is all in your hands, I hope you won't damage it. Thank you very much. Sincerely, A man's most sacred and pious salute to a woman! Another reminder: please contact us through a single line, be careful of exposure, and be cautious