Introduction: Nowadays almost everyone uses QQ. Do you still remember the QQ offline auto-reply feature? If you need to go out, you can add what you want to say there. Now, here are 50 creative QQ offline quotes—I'm laughing so hard I can barely hold on!
1. Hello, I'm going to kill a few people, will be back soon.
2. I'm going to the back mountain to study with the Black Mountain Old Demon how to eat Tang Monk. I'll come back and talk if there's anything!
3. Constipated, do not disturb...
4. You finally arrived! I've been looking for you for years, what were you doing on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now, and I'll tell you something later, don't go away!
5. The user you are calling has not installed OICQ.
6. The person you are calling is not here. When you hear a 'click' from the hard drive, please leave a message using the mouse, thank you...
7. The master is not here. Where did he go? Well... just won't tell you! If you really need to find him, press the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message...
8. The user did not respond, they may be busy. Please try again later, or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.
9. Committing suicide, talk later.
10. If you need me, shout out loud!
11. You are now connected to the Sea Wolf's fridge. Please disconnect after placing food, thank you.
12. I am playing Gomoku. Last time I got distracted and lost all my pants. If I lose again, I will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see it. I'll reply after this game.
13. Beep, this is an auto-reply. Ladies, send it again and I will contact you; gentlemen, send it twice and I will contact you; GG or DD, don't send any more, even if you do, I won't contact you!
14. Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!
15. The computer is processing your information, please wait. If there is no response for a long time, please restart your computer!
16. Hello, I am currently playing a game called CS (or others). If you need me, press the 'RESET' button on the computer and leave a message after hearing a 'beep', thanks.
17. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded. You can use an agent server; if unaffordable, the network will assign one for you.
18. The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register the new version!19. Back right after the advertisement!
20. Taking a bath now~ Don't peek~ Mm~ Ah~~ Mm~ Ah~~
21. Please carefully read the following terms before adding me as a friend: ① Under 18, please chat with me under parental guidance; ② Not a professional chat person, not obliged to greet actively; ③ No Q&A style. If I do not reply, please stop sending any messages.
22. The user you are calling is being organized by the system, please try again later.
24. Your QQ has been infected by a virus I planted, please keep sending messages to me, or I will act as soon as I have free time!
25. Bathing~ No onlookers!! ^_^0
26. Hello, OICQ is on holiday today, I am NETANTS......
27. Due to the impact of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted, please try again later.
28. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost, please resend.
29. (1). The host is streaking (2). The host has left the service area.
30. I am busy, tired, and helpless, so I decided to jump off a building.
31. Formatting your hard drive, please wait......
32. Do you know what “Ding ding ding ding” is? Ding...... Ding ding ding is only you~
33. Hi~ I am not here now. If there is something, please leave a message after hearing the 'beep'...... Beep!
34. Sorry, the network is down, please resend...
35. The host is not available, please wait until you hear the 'du~' sound before picking up the mouse to leave a message......
36. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please hit your monitor hard until it sparks, and I will reply when you hear a sound.
37. Hello. This is Tencent Service Center automatic reply. Receiving this message indicates that your ** operating system has a problem. Please press Ctrl+Shift+Del.
38. The user you are calling is not in the service area. The network may be down. To fix this, please hit your head against the monitor to ensure network connectivity......
39. My current location: WC, posture: squatting, face: twitching, status: exerting effort......
40. Note: Users of Tencent mobile QQ may not receive your message immediately.41. I'm going to eat. If you're a handsome guy, contact me later; if you're a beautiful woman... even if you are, I need to eat my fill first...
42. You want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to speak? Must you speak? Then go ahead, this is an automatic reply; anyway, I can't see it.
44. Hello, I am XXX's auto-reply. He is not here right now. Whatever you say to me, I can only respond with these few sentences.
45. Recently busy collecting debts! If you are paying money back, please contact me (I will reply to all messages)! If you are collecting debts, contact my QQ email (password still not found)!
46. Error 290: Restarting may resolve this problem. If you have questions, please call 010-110110. After connecting, please shout "idiot" before anyone will pick up.
47. After receiving the message, the Trojan horse is already at work. If you don't log off within a minute, hehe~ I'll be embarrassed~
48. I am XX's dog. XX is not here now, but he'll be back soon. If you like, I can chat with you for a while.
49. Bears spotted. I'm going to trap them, will be back soon.
50. Hello, I am 500. Are you 250?
Editor's Note: So lame! This is clearly just tricking people. Luckily, I know a bit about QQ and computers, otherwise, I would have been completely fooled. If you want to trick others, take these, or if you have better ones, share them with everyone.
