Just saw an article online complaining about potatoes, thought I'd share it.

Xiao Yan: I know you, you are Lin Dong. Throughout the entire Martial Movement of the Universe, you're a rare and extraordinary existence.
Lin Dong: I know you too, you are Xiao Yan. With a single move, you can shock the whole Dou Po Cang Qiong.
Xiao Yan: Back in the day, in Wutan City, our Xiao family was one of the three great powers.
Lin Dong: Back in the day, in Qingyang Town, our Lin family was one of the four great powers.
Xiao Yan: Back then, in Wutan City, I got a ring.
Lin Dong: Back then, in Qingyang Town, I got a Rune Stone.
Xiao Yan: My ring contains Yao Lao, his background is mysterious.
Lin Dong: My Rune Stone contains Master Diao, his background is also mysterious.
Xiao Yan: In Wutan City, there's an auction house, I often sell pills there.
Lin Dong: In Qingyang Town, there's an underground trading post, I also sell pills there.
Xiao Yan: I have a younger sister called Xun'er, not by blood.
Lin Dong: I also have a younger sister called Qing Tan, also not by blood.
Xiao Yan: My confidante Xiao Yixian has the Poison Body, initially she suffered a lot, but after controlling the poison pill, she became powerful.
Lin Dong: My childhood friend Qing Tan has the Yin Sha Demon Body, initially she also suffered a lot, but after controlling the Yin Pill, she became strong too.
Xiao Yan: My goal is to go to Yunlan Sect and defeat Nalan Yanran.
Lin Dong: My goal is to go to the Lin family of the Great Yan and defeat Linlang Tian.
Xiao Yan: I also have an identity, I am an alchemist.
Lin Dong: I also have an identity, I am a rune master.
Xiao Yan: We alchemists rely on mental strength.
Lin Dong: We rune masters also rely on mental strength.
Xiao Yan: Over there we have a tower called the Pill Tower.
Lin Dong: Over there we have a tower called the Rune Tower.
Xiao Yan: Yao Lao guided me to train.
Lin Dong: Master Diao accompanied me to train.
Xiao Yan: I train to find the elemental flames.
Lin Dong: I train to find the ancestral runes.
Xiao Yan: With the elemental flames, I become a powerful alchemist, my strength multiplies.
Lin Dong: With the ancestral runes, I become a powerful rune master, my strength also multiplies.
Xiao Yan: My first time was with Medusa.
Lin Dong: My first time was with Ling Qingzhu.
Xiao Yan: My first time… wasn't voluntary… I lost control.
Lin Dong: My first time… also wasn't voluntary… I also lost control.
Xiao Yan: After it was over, Medusa wanted to kill me, yet she also saved me.
Lin Dong: After it was over, Ling Qingzhu also wanted to kill me, yet she also saved me.
Xiao Yan: …?Lin Dong: ...?
Xiao Yan: I was written by a guy called Potato.
Lin Dong: I was also written by a guy called Potato.
Xiao Yan: ...?
Lin Dong: ...?