1. A girl received an engagement ring from her boyfriend the night before, but not a single classmate noticed, which made her very upset. In the afternoon, while everyone was sitting and chatting, she suddenly stood up and loudly said, "Ah, it's really hot here. I think I should take off my ring."
2. The mistress called the maid to her side and asked, "Are you pregnant?"
"Yes!" the maid replied.
"How can you even say that? You aren't married yet; don't you feel ashamed?" the mistress scolded again.
"Why should I be ashamed? Mistress, aren't you pregnant yourself?"
"But I'm carrying my husband's child!" the mistress angrily retorted.
"So am I!" the maid happily echoed.
3. A man liked to wear his jacket backward when riding a motorcycle so that he could button it at the back to block the wind. One day, after drinking, he drove and crashed, landing headfirst on the side of the road. The police arrived:
Officer A: That's a serious accident.
Officer B: Yeah, his head hit the back of his head.
Officer A: Mm, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.
Officer B: Okay... one, two, push, it's back.
Officer A: Mm, no breath now...
