1. The elderly couple went to take photos. The photographer asked, "Sir, do you want side lighting, backlighting, or full lighting?" The old man shyly said, "I don't mind. Can you leave your auntie some underwear?" 2. Wife's quote: You're allowed to get drunk, you are allowed to flirt with girls, but at night you must return to the team. If you dare hurt my heart or my lungs, I will cripple your third leg and make your bird sleep forever. 3. The two dumplings got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and hurriedly asked where the bride was. Meatball shyly said: Stop it, you wouldn't recognize me when I took off my clothes!
4. One evening, while having dinner, the elderly couple suddenly had an idea: Nude meal! Relive the old feeling! After undressing, the old woman said: I still have a response! My breasts are still hot like when I was young! The old man glanced sideways and said: I'm sagging into the soup!
5. Four mice bragging: A: I eat rat poison like candy every day; B: I don't step on mice and get itchy when my feet are pinched; C: I feel uneasy on the street just a few times a day; D: It's getting late, time to go home and take the cat. \6. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and not a single word a man says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man must be beaten; If a man is wealthy, he is destined to be with anyone; if a man is reliable, even pigs can climb trees. \7. A group of ants climbed onto the elephant's back but were shaken down. Only one ant clung tightly to the elephant's neck, refusing to let go. The ants below shouted: "Strangle him, strangle him! You little brat, you still rebelled!"
