15. A friend asked the bat how it came to marry down to a mouse. The bat, with tears in its eyes, said meaningfully: Sigh! That day he took Viagra, so powerful that he jumped onto the ceiling, and it worked out for him.
16. I spent one cent to send you this text message just to tell you—I'm not someone who won't spend even a cent. For example, this one-cent text message is my birthday gift to you.
17. The ant lazily lies in the soil, stretching out one leg. A friend asks, “What are you doing?” The ant: “Later, when the elephant comes, I'll trip him.”
18. When the magpie comes, mom says, ‘This is a joyful bird, a guest.' When the swallow comes, mom says, ‘This is a beneficial bird, a guest.' When the crow comes, a child asks, ‘Are you a guest too?' The crow caws: ‘Yes, I am a hacker!'
19. A beautiful woman realized her lipstick was too heavy, wiped it off with a wet tissue, and threw it on the road. An old man picked it up, looked at it for a long time, suddenly realized, and ran after her saying: ‘Miss, this ultra-thin one falls off easily!'
20. The cucumber cried over a breakup, and the eggplant comforted her: ‘Love isn't just sweetness or intoxication, there's heartbreak, there are tears. Sigh! Who told you to fall in love with the onion?'
21. Yesterday I dreamt that God said He would grant me one wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult, lets try another. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to become beautiful. He pondered for a moment and said, ‘Give me the globe again, I'll think it over.'
22. An extremely ugly woman couldn't find a husband and hoped to be abducted. Finally, her dream came true, but she couldn't be sold in half a month. The kidnapper returned her, but she resolutely refused to get off the car. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stomped: ‘Fine, forget the car.'