23. Twenty years ago, Dad was holding you waiting for the bus. People all laughed at how ugly the child looked, and Dad cried. An old banana seller patted Dad and said, 'Brother, don't cry. Give a banana to the monkey! So pitiful, it's so hungry it has no fur left.'
24. On the plane, a parrot said to the flight attendant, 'Give me a glass of water.' A pig imitated the parrot and said to the flight attendant, 'Give me a glass of water.' The flight attendant got very angry and threw both the parrot and the pig off the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, 'Are you stupid? I can fly.'
25. An old farmer was hoeing in the field when a crow flew by and dropped a piece of poop on the farmer's face. The farmer looked up and yelled, 'DAMN your mother! You don't even wear underwear when you go out!' The crow said, 'DAMN! Do you wear underwear when you shit?'
26. Xiao Ming told his mom that today when guests came over, his brother put a thumbtack on the guest's chair, and he saw it. Mom said, 'So what did you do?' Xiao Ming said, 'I stood aside, and just as the guest was about to sit down, I took the chair away from behind him.'
27. One day on a crowded bus, a conversation went like this: A pregnant woman standing said to the man sitting next to her, 'Don't you know I'm pregnant?' (wanting him to give up his seat...) The man nervously said, 'The child isn't mine!'
28. It could have been just a gust of wind, but instead it felt eternal. It could have been just a dream, but it felt so real. You look down silently, but I find it hard to remain calm. I finally can't help but tell you: Next time you fart, say something!
