My mom said my IQ is only 76. I don't really know how high my IQ is. I only know that I am a very dangerous person, and many people have been harmed because of me. Some of them lost hope in life, and some even committed suicide. So I have always suspected that I have latent superpowers, and for some reason, these superpowers seem to affect my teachers especially strongly. I still remember the first teacher who sacrificed because of me. At that time, I was in the first grade of elementary school. The teacher took us on an outdoor nature field trip. Seeing the spring breeze brushing the green, the willows sprouting branches, the teacher couldn't help but think of a question, so he asked, "Classmates, do you know how to identify wind direction?" "I know!" A little girl in the same class answered as she picked up a leaf from the ground and threw it into the air, "Pick something up and throw it into the air. See which way it floats, that's how you know." "Hmm, very good," the teacher praised, "Is there any other student who wants to demonstrate for everyone to see what kind of wind is blowing now?" "Me." I volunteered and went up, picked up half a brick from the ground, and threw it into the air… "Reporting to the teacher, the wind is now an up-and-down wind!" ………. I don't remember what expression the teacher had at that time. I only remember that he struggled hard a few times and then died. Later, according to the doctors at the hospital, he died because he suddenly received a strong stimulus that caused the blood to reverse and fire to enter his demonic path. That's how I ended up killing a teacher. First-grade teachers taught us about domestic animals. Teacher: "There is an animal with two legs. Every morning when the sun comes out, it will call you to get up, and it won't stop calling until you are up. What kind of animal is it?" I answered: "Mom!" This made the teacher laugh almost to the point of dying! After returning home from the midterm exam, my mom asked me how the test went, and I said I didn't fill out a single problem. Mom asked what the question was, and I said there was a question asking what is 3 multiplied by 7. I didn't care and just filled in 15. My mom sprayed the water she had just drunk onto my dad's face. Ah… I am so great! My dad asked me how school is. "Son," father asked, "is your female teacher satisfied with you?" "Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied." "How do you know? Did she say it to you herself?""Of course, Dad. The day before yesterday, she said to me: 'If all the students were like you, I would leave the school immediately!' This shows that I have fully learned it." My dad's brain immediately!@#$#@!$%$#@@ One day in math class, the teacher asked 1+1=?, I said I didn't know. The teacher told me to go ask. I asked Mom, she was cooking and told me to get out. I asked Dad, he was watching a game and yelled 'Great'. I asked my sister, she was singing, singing BABY. I asked my brother, he was on the phone, said: I'll wait for you outside. The next day, the teacher asked 1+1=? I said; you get out, the teacher slapped me, I yelled great, the teacher scolded me as a useless eater, I insulted back saying despicable. The teacher said; get out. I said; I'll wait for you outside. Our math teacher suffered high blood pressure on the spot and fainted... In elementary school during Chinese class, all the school's Chinese teachers went to listen to Teacher Ni's class. Teacher Ni wrote the character '被' on the blackboard and asked me: 'Do you recognize this character?' I answered 'No', and Teacher Ni started to enlighten me: 'Do you have a bed at home?' I said 'Yes', 'What's on the bed?' 'A mat', 'And on the mat?' I answered: 'My mom', Teacher Ni thought, that makes sense, the mom is on the bed (the quilt), then continued to enlighten: 'Who is on your mom?' 'My dad'. Teacher Ni did not expect me to say this, making a fool of himself in front of so many teachers, flustered he asked, 'Then where's the quilt?' I answered: 'The quilt is on the floor.' Teacher Ni was so angry he got sheep pox in heart!Later, the school got a new teacher who asked us to make sentences. I completed the homework calmly and confidently, and the teacher looked at me with new respect. The sentences I wrote were:
Sad ---- The big ditch in front of our house is very sad.
If ---- Canned food is not as nutritious as juice.
Naive ---- It's so hot today, a great day for swimming.
Very ---- My sister only scored ten in math, really embarrassing.
Calm ---- When I do things, I always start with the easy ones.
Ginseng ---- The teacher said that everyone must do their best in the team relay tomorrow.
Quilt ---- Xiaoyu's quilt was stolen.
Bento ---- Xiaoming treats bowel movements as the first thing to do every morning after getting up.
The teacher touched my head and said sternly: Do ten essays on working hard after school and going home. When I got home, no one was there, so I prepared to complete the homework assigned by the substitute teacher. I went to the bathroom and started smearing feces on the walls. I covered the bathroom with ten full pages and was very satisfied before stopping. When my family came home, they scolded me. The next day, my mom went to the principal to complain that the substitute teacher was misleading students. Later, the substitute teacher got fired. Sigh... I muttered to myself: 'I am very proactive by nature, being ugly is not my intention, heaven, please don't be angry, I will live bravely and highlight the beauty in the world!!!!!!!'
