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Wife is tasteless, lover is too tiring, prostitute is too expensive, might as well hold a class reunion—break up any couple you can.\Warning! You have repeatedly sent obscene messages. If you continue, this Post will suspend your service and cancel your account. If you have any objections, please call for inquiry.\Boiling water together, the dormitory is dark due to low voltage. One person shouts: Sisters, stop 'flirting.' Someone replies: Our third floor hasn't been flirting, it's the second floor that's flirting.\Sunshine outside the window, curtains drawn inside the room. The man says: 'I want to create a new human.' The woman says: 'Screw you, without me you're useless anyway!'\In the university canteen, a guy wants to insert the queue. Before picking a pretty girl, he asks: 'Classmate, can I go before you?' Girl: 'Someone just went before you, you can go behind!'\On the journey to the West, Tang Seng meets a charming demon. When Tang Seng wants to have sex, the demon says: 'No, no, my body isn't in condition lately.' Tang Seng says: 'No worries, I'm just here for the scriptures.'\Brother is a dragon in the sky, sister is a flower on the ground. The dragon doesn't turn over, it doesn't rain; rain doesn't fall, flowers won't bloom.\For years, one question has troubled me. Today I finally have the courage to ask you. When you urinate, do you extend your left leg or right leg?\Others fish, you don't, wife says you're useless; others gamble, you don't, behind your back they call you crazy; others visit prostitutes, you don't, everyone spreads rumors about you.\A man and woman are cheating. The man touches the woman's private parts; she breathes rapidly and says: 'So good, but your ring hurts.' The man angrily says: 'Miss, that's my watch.'\Being an official isn't afraid of drinking hardship, a thousand cups are just casual; mandarin duck hot pot spouts fine waves, mahjong in the cold of dawn, more joyfully the lady is white as snow, after three nights of company, everyone smiles!\You always shoot too softly, too softly. Masturbate alone until dawn. Always simple in action. Orgasm is too difficult. If your body can't handle it, don't force it!\Moon hazy, birds hazy. Brother and sister crawl into the grass. Brother catches a caterpillar. Sister blushing from fear. Brother parts the tangled grass. Sister whispers she wants the bug. Lover brother is a hero.\Break the lifelong system for wives, implement sister-in-law shareholding system, encourage prostitute competition system, carry out lover contract system.\The professor assigned students an essay involving nobility, love, and power. One student quickly submitted the homework, writing: 'The queen is pregnant! Who did it?!'Riddle: Three inches long, hard as a rock, one end with hair, the other end smooth, goes into the bedroom every morning and evening, rubs a bit and exudes white liquid. Guess a household item, don't think dirty—it's a toothbrush. Su Youpeng and Zhao Wei took their beloved dog on a picnic and took photos for memories. When they returned, they asked Lin Xinru for an autograph. Lin Xinru wrote without hesitation: dog, man, woman~~~~ The two were standing facing each other, took off their clothes, working for a slit, sweating all over. ---- Haha! Guess the activity, don't think dirty! ^_^ They were sawing wood! One person got airsick and vomited a bag, the companion took the bag back but saw everyone on the plane vomiting, asking why, and was told that Jonas vomited the full bag and had to drink half a bag again, the rest could not stop vomiting. I've always wanted to say three words to you. Once I say them, we might not even be able to be friends, but I can't control my feelings, so here it goes: "You are a pig." On a car, a man bumped into a woman, the woman got angry and said: "You can't even stand steady with three legs!" The man waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it, I won't argue with you, after all, your mouth is always running." The crow says: I am a swan who burns charcoal; The sparrow says: I am a peacock who smokes opium; The parrot says: I am a swallow who works in a bar; Roast duck says: I am someone who self-immolated while practicing kung fu. On the bus, an old lady, afraid of missing her stop, asks at every stop, poking the driver with her umbrella: “Is this the exhibition center?” “No, this is ribs!” Feelings are overdue, love service is suspended, promises are empty numbers, trust is off, care cannot be connected, beauty is out of service area, everything is paused, life is completely crashed! The dentist says to the patient: "Don't be afraid, have a glass of wine to calm down." After drinking, the doctor asks: "How do you feel now?" "Let's see who still dares to pull my tooth!" An ant says to an elephant: I'm ready. The elephant faints, and upon waking says: Let's do it again. The ant faints upon hearing this. You are kind — changeable and heartless! You are a genius — born silly! You are cute — pitifully unloved! Clinton sleeping is called national tax, beggar sleeping is called local tax! Sleeping with the wife is called paying tax according to law, sleeping with a lover is called tax evasion, sleeping with the sister-in-law is value-added tax! From dawn to dusk in bed, sheets ruined, because of unrestrained desire, unable to get anything hard, slowly opening eyes, finding it's an old woman, bald, blind, fat belly, just thinking makes you vomit. A tank crushes an ant, all due to size; Cheng Kuaian acts in movies, all due to foolishness; a hen doesn't leave the nest, all due to an egg; still watching — big fool!This is her QQ: 991368579. She likes making friends, loves words, loves friends, and her Space has her own photos.