Old virgin's will: experience sexual pleasure once
An old spinster invited a young lawyer to write her will. She said: 'I have one million yuan, and I plan to spend 800,000 yuan on my funeral. During my life, no one in the town paid attention to me; after I die, I want everyone to see my magnificent funeral.' The lawyer asked: 'And what about the remaining 200,000 yuan?' The spinster said: 'No one has ever loved me in this life, but I plan to use this 200,000 yuan to experience the pleasure of making love before I die...' After returning home, the lawyer told his wife about it. The lawyer's wife advised him to volunteer, after all, 200,000 yuan is not a small amount. The next day, the couple drove to the spinster's house. After the lawyer got out of the car, he told his wife to come pick him up in two hours... Two hours later, the lawyer's wife waited left and right, but her husband did not show up. She honked the car horn loudly, and after a while, the lawyer poked his head out of the window and said: 'Come back in four days; she has decided to have a simple funeral...'
