1. Q: If you were Nicholas Tse, would you forgive Cecilia Cheung?
A: You're Nicholas Tse!
2. Q: You only have 2 yuan in your pocket, how do you manage three meals?
A: Buy a broken bowl and squat by the street.
3. Q: Both people in a couple are online on QQ, but neither speaks for 10 minutes. What does that mean?
A: The boss is nearby.
4. Q: A man on the bus steps on your foot and says, 'I am Jay Chou.' How do you react?
A: Step on him back. Later you can brag: I stepped on Jay Chou!
5. Q: If you are engrossed in a book in the library and someone of the opposite sex on the opposite side touches you with their foot three times, what would you do?
A: Step on them.
6. Q: There are 7 seconds until the end of the world. What is the last thing you want to do?
A: Harvest crops.
7. Q: Say one type of flower at the same time to see who is in sync with me~
A: One type of flower.
8. Q: On a blind date, the woman says to you: 'You have no house or car, why come for a blind date?' How do you respond?
A: I'm here to show love.
9. Q: A female mopper has had six boyfriends. How should she spend Valentine's Day?
A: Eat hot pot together.
10. Q: You are on the bus, and suddenly someone next to you looks at you and then vomits. What do you do?
A: Impressive self-control! Most people would pass out seeing me.
11. Q: If someone asks, 'Can I pursue you?' how should you respond?
A: Why pursue me? I'm not cough syrup...
12. Q: You are stranded alone on a deserted island, your phone has no signal, and suddenly it works. Who is the first person you call?
A: China Mobile, to complain! How can the signal be so bad!
